The Ninja Security Advisor

ForSquirtleMyNurtle · 11-06-2003, 04:06 AM

I have a theory that Condoleezza Rice (George Bush's National Security Advisor) is a Ninja Turtle. She totally has a snout like Donatello. Can this be? She probably had her shell removed and changed her name to Condoleezza because Condoleezztello was too obvious. This probably also means that the real Turtles are also Right Wing Republicans. This is really a bad sign over all.

Also, has anyone else pondered the legality of Turtles running for political office? I have always thought Leonardo would make an excellent Governor of New York.

View Poll Results: Which Ninja Turtle Would YOU Vote for?
Leonardo	7	36.84%
Donatello	8	42.11%
Raphael	1	5.26%
Michaelangelo	3	15.79%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

11-06-2003, 04:06 AM	#1
ForSquirtleMyNurtle Random Punk Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 24	The Ninja Security Advisor I have a theory that Condoleezza Rice (George Bush's National Security Advisor) is a Ninja Turtle. She totally has a snout like Donatello. Can this be? She probably had her shell removed and changed her name to Condoleezza because Condoleezztello was too obvious. This probably also means that the real Turtles are also Right Wing Republicans. This is really a bad sign over all. Also, has anyone else pondered the legality of Turtles running for political office? I have always thought Leonardo would make an excellent Governor of New York.