April O'Neil comes out as pansexual.

[Coola Yagami]

Originally Posted by mrmaczaps

I used to have a dog that would hump my cat. Thats two animals. No one cares.

Donnie shagging April would likely be quite painful for her, if not for him. The point being Donnie is still more turtle than he is human. Jamming his likely 2.5/3 foot staff into any of April's ports of entry....

I mean, there's also the possibility Don and the gang actually have more human-like junk. I mean they got human like limbs don't they? They even have somewhat regular fingers and lost their flipper/claws thing real turtles have.

Like that is the literally the argument everything always brings up whenever Don and April are brought up. Yet somehow everyone assumes Mona Lisa/Alopex aren't expected to have the same problem April will? Yeah right.