What is your Battle Cry?

[Leo656]

Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Mufasa, The Lion King! And he gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"


--Sprinting through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a mighty sword, cometh "Rowdy" Roddy Piper! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I sow darkness and discord until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"


--Rampaging through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Bret "The Hitman" Hart! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to torment you until you turn inside-out!!"


--Striding on the candy store, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Rob Van Dam! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm seriously going to flog you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!"


--Yea, verily: Who is that, running through the terrain! It is Chris Jericho, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to **** you with such disregard for common sense, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!"


--Lo! Who is that, rampaging on the wasteland! It is "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He screams mightily:

"I'm going to pound you until you turn inside-out, and grin like a ****ing maniac!!!"