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*gobo* · 02-16-2004, 06:42 AM

WHY I SPENT MY SATURDAY ALONE

chix are evul!

Yeah, that was a joke. I'm a decent-looking guy as I'm sure at least half of the populace who insist they aren't really are. So, why am I single?
Actions speak louder than words. I try to amuse people all the time by acting out a non-nspecific satirical character to try and add some message to my entertaining. I imagine that those who would be interested are only so until they see me acting like a moron.
During my last two-day week of school, I decided that it might be nice to lower my guard enough to get a date for Cardiac Day, but of course it didn't pan out as desired. All these normal people need more than two chances to yank a guy around before agreeing to a date. "Well, what about the 'not so normal' ones?" Those people don't go to community colleges.

So, I woulda gone barhopping that day to meet some single ladies, but... Damb my lack of a license!

So, there's always next year. So, in the meantime, I have nothing going on

Maybe this forum should start a personals branch...

I definitely wouldn't mind dating a TMNT fan, ya know?

And, I have this theory... Out of all you humble ladies here, how many of you drink or smoke? Please send your answers in a PM as I'm sure everyone would appreciate the thread staying on topic.
Oh, and I guess if anyone wants to reply to tell me how ugly I must be or anything like that is welcome to it. I like feeling involved in the conversation and not like I'm speaking to hear my own voice... or to read my own font.

Allo.

02-16-2004, 06:42 AM	#11
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	WHY I SPENT MY SATURDAY ALONE chix are evul! Yeah, that was a joke. I'm a decent-looking guy as I'm sure at least half of the populace who insist they aren't really are. So, why am I single? Actions speak louder than words. I try to amuse people all the time by acting out a non-nspecific satirical character to try and add some message to my entertaining. I imagine that those who would be interested are only so until they see me acting like a moron. During my last two-day week of school, I decided that it might be nice to lower my guard enough to get a date for Cardiac Day, but of course it didn't pan out as desired. All these normal people need more than two chances to yank a guy around before agreeing to a date. "Well, what about the 'not so normal' ones?" Those people don't go to community colleges. So, I woulda gone barhopping that day to meet some single ladies, but... Damb my lack of a license! So, there's always next year. So, in the meantime, I have nothing going on Maybe this forum should start a personals branch... I definitely wouldn't mind dating a TMNT fan, ya know? And, I have this theory... Out of all you humble ladies here, how many of you drink or smoke? Please send your answers in a PM as I'm sure everyone would appreciate the thread staying on topic. Oh, and I guess if anyone wants to reply to tell me how ugly I must be or anything like that is welcome to it. I like feeling involved in the conversation and not like I'm speaking to hear my own voice... or to read my own font. Allo. __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell.