The New and Improved "One Word Story Game"

[Dinny]

In a desperate attempt to receive a nomination for best thread/weirdest thread, (hint hint ) I have concocted in my mind another thread.

The rules are similar to those of "the one word story game" in which you take the word the person before you wrote and then add your own word onto the story.

The twist is that you can only use a word that starts with the same letter to which the previous word ended with. E.g. monkeyS saW womeN nudE.

Let us commence.

Once upon a timE,