As the Forum Turns

[Skeletoncrew]

~Ha hah ha! Wish I was there to get a picture of you bunch of smurfs!~

*Elsewhere: After their "fun" Skeletoncrew and Eric were feeling a bit restless and reckless so they decided to go raise a little havoc. More specifically, they were going to raise the dead.*

*SC already knew the perfect cemetary for their purposes. It was within walking distance of the hotel, low security, secluded from view, and had an easy access mausoleum.*

Eric: So now what?

*Kneeling down lighting a charcoal block in a censer* As soon as this coal is glowing I start sprinkling my Raise the Dead incense on it, and with a little willpower on my part we'll soon have a small army of the dead.

Eric: You know, the only trouble with doing this at night is that there aren't very many people out right now.

*The charcoal is now glowing red so she begins sprinking incense on it.* True. But as I said before, I really don't want to get caught. This is illegal in so many ways. Immoral too depending on your belief system.

Eric: Most of the best things in life are.

*Shoots him a wicked smile and begans swinging the censer, pacing back and forth.* Okay, this will take a few minutes and I need to concentrate so keep quiet. Try not to be too grossed out.

Eric: Right.

*SC walks back and forth swinging the censer and muttering quietly. After a minute Eric can hear noises in the tombs in front of her. Soon there are sounds like struggling. The stone plates begin to shake and fall off onto the padding they had placed below the wall. As they fell off SC and Eric would step forward to pull the coffin out far enough for the occupant to emerge. Soon enough they had a couple dozen zombies standing before them.*

*Squeals with excitement and pulls out digital camera to get a few photos.* This is SO cool! I've always wanted to do something like this! I just love zombie movies!!!

*Eric looks disgusted but intrigued.* So they'll do anything you want?

Anything within their abilities. Obviously, I can't make this one talk. *Points to a nearly skeletal zombie*

Eric: Nice. Well you want to give them their instructions while I gather up any possibly incriminating evidence?

Sure! Okay zombies, here's the plan of action: I want you to terrorize the populace. Nothing really harmful, NO EATTING PEOPLE, just give them a good scare. Go into any shops or bars that are open, wander around, wreck some stuff, maybe grab a couple people, moan and groan, say "brainsss", peer in the windows of peoples homes. Scare them!

*Eric interrupts* We're ready to go!

Oh, and I want you all in groups of at least two. And when dawn comes, you will all return to your previous inanimate state never to rise again unless it is my will. So mote it be!

*SC and Eric run off towards the hotel as the zombies disperse. With his guidance they make it back to their room completely unseen. SC wonders a bit at his exceptional stealth and the B&E abilities he showed at the cemetary, but doesn't give it much thought.*

So how long do you think it will be before they get the news cameras on them?

Eric: Probably not long, why don't we take a shower and check the tv afterwards?

A little grossed out by what we just did?

Eric: Just a little.

Okay!

*They head to the shower to pass the time until the chaos really starts*

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