What NOT to do with a corpse (Warning.. could be offensive)

[Wes]

Yeah, this is just some kids having a good time -- and what could be more fun than making a centuries-old head talk? And simulating a sex act doesn't mean much -- they probably just held the head to their crotches and pretended it was sucking them off. I imagine them saying, "Wow, this is the best head I've ever gotten!" too.

But if you really want to hear some sick things regarding necrophilia, check out the abundance of fetish sites on the net. Some have "testimonials" -- in which anonymous professionals (morgue attendants, funeral home directors, etc...) will admit to having violated the corpses in their care, and some of the stories are quite graphic. There was even one I remember that gave instructions on how to clean the body afterwards to make sure people didn't find out you'd done anything to it -- like placing cotton in the vaginal cavity to be sure that semen didn't seep out during the wake or funeral. Apparently the author of that faq thought it would be romantic if you'd had relations with the corpse of a spouse, since your semen would be sealed inside your dead lover for all eternity.