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Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

I think I remember hearing in Health class during high school that sperm is high in fat...I could be wrong, though.

*BZZZZZZZT!!*

that is INCORRECT, Ai... The majority of a sperm's mass is tightly bundled packets of DNA, Deoxyribonucleic acid, made up of a 5 carbon sugar (deoxyribose) ANNNNND... say it with me now, adenine, guanine, cytosine, and thymine!!!

all four of those nitrogen-based nucleotide bases are.... PROTEINS!!

okay. so... there you go boys, you're makin' the original low-fat recipe.





as for flavors? that'll vary depending on what he's been eating.