The Trading Card Game

Sanjuro · 05-30-2004, 09:26 PM

So I went to my local comic bookstore and picked up some of these damnfangled new trading card game cards that everyone is talking about these days. I rushed home with the cards ready to play. I got the starter set and 6 booster packs. But when I got home I came to find out I had noone to play with! I solved that problem quickly, I'll play a quick game with....

ACE DUCK! Yes everyone's favorite retired duck pilot is making a special appearance to play the card game with me. I feel this is a great honor, I've always wanted to be in the same room as you Ace Duck let alone play the offical TMNT card game.

Ace Duck: So I get free booze for playing this stupid game?

Sure I'll provide the drinks, I just want you to have a good time.

Ace Duck: I'll have a good time when I'm wasted and get some action from Mrs. Beakly.

Umm...ok.....We'll do you know the rules for the game?

Ace Duck: Sure I use a card and you give me a beer.

.....We'll I dont play card games I just bought them because they looked cool. So let's wing it.

Ace Duck: Okay, I have the stupid shiny rat card. I win right?

No I need to get another card to do a counter attack and own you quicker than Launchpad McQuack.

Ace Duck: Shut the @%!# up! I'll kill that @%! #@#! duck! Fat bird stole my gig, money, and my chicks! I'll KILL YOU TOO IF YOU DON'T MAKE WITH THE SUDS!

Woah...hit a little nerve there....alright I'll use my...

CASEY JONES CARD!!!

Ace Duck: WTF!? Whats the damn sudden movements! If I get injuried I'm going to sue your ass for every penny you got!

Alright Ace Duck, your being a jerk and we both don't know how to play. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Ace Duck: I know where you sleep samurai! I'll come back with Wing-Nut and we'll kill you in horrible ways.

With your drunken aim? You couldn't even kill a Fugitoid!

Ace Duck: I'm taking your stupid card, sell it, and going to buy some damn Guinness!

Just get out of here you fool.

Final Rating = 2/5 Cowabungas
I don't like card games very much. But they look damn cool. Nice artwork on them and best of all NO ACE DUCK!

05-30-2004, 09:26 PM	#1
Sanjuro Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 598	The Trading Card Game So I went to my local comic bookstore and picked up some of these damnfangled new trading card game cards that everyone is talking about these days. I rushed home with the cards ready to play. I got the starter set and 6 booster packs. But when I got home I came to find out I had noone to play with! I solved that problem quickly, I'll play a quick game with.... ACE DUCK! Yes everyone's favorite retired duck pilot is making a special appearance to play the card game with me. I feel this is a great honor, I've always wanted to be in the same room as you Ace Duck let alone play the offical TMNT card game. Ace Duck: So I get free booze for playing this stupid game? Sure I'll provide the drinks, I just want you to have a good time. Ace Duck: I'll have a good time when I'm wasted and get some action from Mrs. Beakly. Umm...ok.....We'll do you know the rules for the game? Ace Duck: Sure I use a card and you give me a beer. .....We'll I dont play card games I just bought them because they looked cool. So let's wing it. Ace Duck: Okay, I have the stupid shiny rat card. I win right? No I need to get another card to do a counter attack and own you quicker than Launchpad McQuack. Ace Duck: Shut the @%!# up! I'll kill that @%! #@#! duck! Fat bird stole my gig, money, and my chicks! I'll KILL YOU TOO IF YOU DON'T MAKE WITH THE SUDS! Woah...hit a little nerve there....alright I'll use my... CASEY JONES CARD!!! Ace Duck: WTF!? Whats the damn sudden movements! If I get injuried I'm going to sue your ass for every penny you got! Alright Ace Duck, your being a jerk and we both don't know how to play. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Ace Duck: I know where you sleep samurai! I'll come back with Wing-Nut and we'll kill you in horrible ways. With your drunken aim? You couldn't even kill a Fugitoid! Ace Duck: I'm taking your stupid card, sell it, and going to buy some damn Guinness! Just get out of here you fool. Final Rating = 2/5 Cowabungas I don't like card games very much. But they look damn cool. Nice artwork on them and best of all NO ACE DUCK!