Splinter Vs. Yoda

NeoBix · 08-16-2004, 09:00 PM

Two very wise, very different sages from two very different universes... who is wiser? Who is a better fighter?

Splinter, the highly revered half-rat, half-man, who knows ninjutsu like the back of his hand and has almost no equal when it comes to executing martial arts techniques. His agility, reflexes, and wit make him a more-than-worthy adversary for any fighter. Can this popular mutant rat ninja master beat Yoda?

Or Yoda, the venerable alien who mentors Luke Skywalker and many others in the ways of the Jedi. Grand master of the lightsabre and an awe-inspiring practitioner of the Force. Beloved by Star Wars fans worldwide, does he have what it takes to beat Splinter?

What do you think folks?

08-16-2004, 09:00 PM	#1
NeoBix Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Smacking Hamato Inya with nunchucks. Posts: 736	Splinter Vs. Yoda Two very wise, very different sages from two very different universes... who is wiser? Who is a better fighter? Splinter, the highly revered half-rat, half-man, who knows ninjutsu like the back of his hand and has almost no equal when it comes to executing martial arts techniques. His agility, reflexes, and wit make him a more-than-worthy adversary for any fighter. Can this popular mutant rat ninja master beat Yoda? Or Yoda, the venerable alien who mentors Luke Skywalker and many others in the ways of the Jedi. Grand master of the lightsabre and an awe-inspiring practitioner of the Force. Beloved by Star Wars fans worldwide, does he have what it takes to beat Splinter? What do you think folks? __________________ "Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative." —Billy Loomis (Skeet Ulrich) from the movie "Scream"