Death to commercials

*Anarky* · 01-25-2005, 04:36 PM

Hello everybody, I just have that little rant of mine prepared. And I think many of you can relate to that subject. Here it goes:

God damn that sweety!!! Just kill it! Die Sweety! Many of you might wonder "what the heck is he cursing at now?" That's easy... Sweety the bloody stupid chick. It must die. NOW!!!

Now, who is Sweety and how did we deserve that monster? Sweety is Jamba's newest creation. Jamba is a company that offers Logos, ringtones and funsounds for YOUR mobile. Whatever. As soon as you are ready to pay 15 bucks for a short message then you get "all the newest and best ringtones on YOUR cell phone with the super-saver-package". "Super-saver-package" means nothing more than that you get about 60 new ringtones and funsounds (all are as original as a fart or a burp, and you can even have one of those "extreme-gays") and best is: each of those tones costs you about 5 bucks. Actually, that's where the fun should stop for teenagers. But no, teenagers get in debts, parents are worried and innocent bus-passengers are annoyed with the newest and best ringtones and funsounds... on YOUR mobile.

Up to now, Jamba has bastardized everything funny the internet has to offer. www.very.de is a good example of that, they call it "the crazy frog". For 5 bucks on YOUR mobile. Also they have created new ... ehm... stuff.

MTV and other music channels had those spots on heavy rotation, so you could enjoy "the crazy frog" about 5 times per commercial break. and MTV still has those spots on heavy rotation. But, they have replaced them all with Sweety. So you get to see Sweety about 50 times an hour. Plus: Jamba decided to invade other channels too. So you get to see Sweety 360 times a day (this one has been counted by other crazy people).

And Sweety has now been around for about 4 weeks. 4*7*360 = 10'080. Disgusting.

Sweety needs to go... now. Or I'll personally kill the programmer responsible for that... that... demon!

Oh, yeah, here's a pic:

Am I the only one who feels the urge to destroy a certain commercial? I await your stories.

01-25-2005, 04:36 PM	#1
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Death to commercials Hello everybody, I just have that little rant of mine prepared. And I think many of you can relate to that subject. Here it goes: God damn that sweety!!! Just kill it! Die Sweety! Many of you might wonder "what the heck is he cursing at now?" That's easy... Sweety the bloody stupid chick. It must die. NOW!!! Now, who is Sweety and how did we deserve that monster? Sweety is Jamba's newest creation. Jamba is a company that offers Logos, ringtones and funsounds for YOUR mobile. Whatever. As soon as you are ready to pay 15 bucks for a short message then you get "all the newest and best ringtones on YOUR cell phone with the super-saver-package". "Super-saver-package" means nothing more than that you get about 60 new ringtones and funsounds (all are as original as a fart or a burp, and you can even have one of those "extreme-gays") and best is: each of those tones costs you about 5 bucks. Actually, that's where the fun should stop for teenagers. But no, teenagers get in debts, parents are worried and innocent bus-passengers are annoyed with the newest and best ringtones and funsounds... on YOUR mobile. Up to now, Jamba has bastardized everything funny the internet has to offer. www.very.de is a good example of that, they call it "the crazy frog". For 5 bucks on YOUR mobile. Also they have created new ... ehm... stuff. MTV and other music channels had those spots on heavy rotation, so you could enjoy "the crazy frog" about 5 times per commercial break. and MTV still has those spots on heavy rotation. But, they have replaced them all with Sweety. So you get to see Sweety about 50 times an hour. Plus: Jamba decided to invade other channels too. So you get to see Sweety 360 times a day (this one has been counted by other crazy people). And Sweety has now been around for about 4 weeks. 47360 = 10'080. Disgusting. Sweety needs to go... now. Or I'll personally kill the programmer responsible for that... that... demon! Oh, yeah, here's a pic: Am I the only one who feels the urge to destroy a certain commercial? I await your stories. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.