Germans and English

[Anarky]

Okay, I'm not the guy who laughs about everything, especially not stupidity. But this was just so insane. I mean... duh!

Anyways, I thought it was so bad (sort of like Engrish) that I had to show you.

Make by oetzly
The Schadow of the Dead!


The little Lars is camping in Dartmoor! Suddenly, he heard a loud sum.He looked around the mist! The sum came nearer and nearer! But he cant see somebody. He screamed. Now, a Zombie came through the mist. In his hand he hold a chain sour. Lars run away, but the Zombie came nearer. Lars fell and the Zombie was at him and want to kill Lars with the chain sour! He sreamed so loud that a man came and shot the Zombie with a pumpgun into his head! The head explodet and a big parasite came out of the Zombie! He looked into the eyes and jumped at the face of Lars! The man took his pumpgun and shot at the parasite! He was dead, and Lars? He too! The man want to go away! But he heard a tick tack! He looked around but he didnt saw anything! Jet he looked down and saw a time mine! His last words were: Oh No! BOOOOOOMMMMMM! The mine was exploded with the man! But one month later, a rabbit found the dead Lars! He think nothing and go away! Than he found the pumpgun of the man! And now he think: The world is my! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(diabolic laugh) He go to america and killed George W. Bush! Then he killed all americans! A man heard something about the terror and go to amerika! The rabbit said: You are dead! The rabbit laughed and the man took his rocked launcher and killed the small rabbit! Now he think: Its over! WRONG! The rabbit army (RA) stand in front of him and said: We want to kill you! All rabbits take their own MG and RATTATTATATA! The man was dead(Durchlöchert)! All rabbits laughed and shouted to the world: ITS OVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This is apparently English and supposed to be funny for its content and not its... uhm... style (or whatever that's supposed to be).

Luckily this is nowhere near representative, at least judging by the Germans (and the one Swiss guy ) here.

EDIT: we could use this as a sort of Engrish-thread...