Aw she's so sweet

[KROW]

Thanks, Ben.

Heh. The only reason I wasn't taken was because most of the women where I reside are stuck up and snobbish. According to them, if you don't have a flashy car, a minimum of $500 in your wallet, and abs like Jesus, you're no good. They choose to pair up with a man like that, who's ego is so big it's amazing he can fit a cap sideways on that melon. Then, before you know it, the guy runs off with another girl who was competing with the previous one, and so on and so forth.

After that, they spend 6 hours or more daily in their bedrooms crying over what happened, blubbering constantly, wondering why their relationships don't work. Furthermore, they wonder why they're doomed to never find that good man.