An Interactive TMNT RPG Adventure!

*damnhooligan* · 04-29-2006, 08:56 AM

You are Raphael: ninja extraordinaire, defender of justice, righter of wrongs and more importantly, dumbass of mindblowingly epic proportions. After a night out on the town (read: beating up punks and slammin' down shots of Wild Turkey like it was goin' out of style) with Casey, you managed to stumble blindly into a totally unfamiliar section of sewer without even the slightest inkling of where you are. You check your pockets for your cell, only to remember you don't have any pockets and you never had a cell phone. Because you're a turtle. Who lives in a sewer. And you'd get sh*tty reception anyway. The stench of bourbon, last night's kebab, B.O. and poo gas is strong enough to make your eyes water. You've gotta find your way out of here, ASAf*ckin'P.

Location: Unknown section of Manhattan Sewer System.
Health: Weak, suffering from one helluva hangover. There's also a shallow cut across your cheek that throbs painfully, but doesn't seem to be too severe.
Temperment: Disoriented and disgruntled.
Bladder: Full.
Stomach: Grumbly.
Items: Leather belt, red bandana, knee pad (2), elbow pad (2)

What do you do?

I will decide which commands to follow at random, so don't be discouraged if someone posts an answer before you. I hope to update this a couple times a day, depending on how well you guys play along and. This is part RPG, part (crappy) fan art and part "I've got way too much time on my hands." So, be creative, and most importantly, have fun.

04-29-2006, 08:56 AM	#1
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	An Interactive TMNT RPG Adventure! You are Raphael: ninja extraordinaire, defender of justice, righter of wrongs and more importantly, dumbass of mindblowingly epic proportions. After a night out on the town (read: beating up punks and slammin' down shots of Wild Turkey like it was goin' out of style) with Casey, you managed to stumble blindly into a totally unfamiliar section of sewer without even the slightest inkling of where you are. You check your pockets for your cell, only to remember you don't have any pockets and you never had a cell phone. Because you're a turtle. Who lives in a sewer. And you'd get shtty reception anyway. The stench of bourbon, last night's kebab, B.O. and poo gas is strong enough to make your eyes water. You've gotta find your way out of here, ASAfckin'P. Location: Unknown section of Manhattan Sewer System. Health: Weak, suffering from one helluva hangover. There's also a shallow cut across your cheek that throbs painfully, but doesn't seem to be too severe. Temperment: Disoriented and disgruntled. Bladder: Full. Stomach: Grumbly. Items: Leather belt, red bandana, knee pad (2), elbow pad (2) *What do you do?* I will decide which commands to follow at random, so don't be discouraged if someone posts an answer before you. I hope to update this a couple times a day, depending on how well you guys play along and. This is part RPG, part (crappy) fan art and part "I've got way too much time on my hands." So, be creative, and most importantly, have fun. __________________ Last edited by damnhooligan; 04-29-2006 at 10:14 AM.