Classic Drome threads

[Barkworm]

It wouldn't be a "Classic Drome threads"-thread without the genius that is Voltron so I put together a small sample of this man's outstanding work:

A Milestone for everyone's favorite member!

Florida and why I kicked it's ass. This thread is not only hilarious but also historically important since it had documented Ai's unhealthy love for Asian people long before he even joined these forums. MUST-READ!!!

Let's face it.This thread is classic because it contains what has to be the single greatest post ever:

Originally Posted by Voltron

Man, you make one statement and you people lash out like I'm the anti-christ! So I called you stupid, boo hoo! When I say I want 80's lingo like "Mondo Bummer" in it I dont mean that the entire thing should be frickin revamped to my specifications. Take it down a notch, children! It's an opinion.
So I don't like the Turtle comms being called Shell Phones, nor do I find April being a preppy bitch helping any either. Hell, I'm a kid at heart and I just want to see things get beat up and stabbed. Am I the only one who thinks sensless and uncalled for violence would make a great cartoon? Stories are good, but these are ninjas! THey should operate without reason or cause. They should punch people in the face, especially vegetarians. All the time. And the only story should be as follows:

Scene-Shredders Pagota Scraper
Shredder:"Release the foot to kick some ass! And possibly steal a really cool weapon or acid catapult!"
Random Henchmen-"Aye, Sir"

Scene(2)-Turtles Lair
Splinter-"My pupils, Saki has once again placed the city under siege!"
Leonardo-"Then we shall kill all things that bear the symbol of the Foot!"

Scene(3)-Just For Feet Store. Turtles beating crap out of stuff and what not. Shredder bursts in with foot. Everyone fights. People get asses kicked and kicked hard. Some can't even sit down afterwards because pain in ass so great.
Shredder-"Crap, this always happens! Foot! Light everything on fire!"
Shredder and Foot escape.
The End.

And of course the most important thread in Drome history:

I'm better than you. Hell, it even has a poll!

KNEEL BEFORE VOLTRON, YOU MAGGOTS!!!