Freakishly ugly good guys

Space Lieutenant Josh · 05-14-2006, 12:41 PM

Yeah, that's a shame, isn't it?

Actually, making Will Smith and Tom Cruise ugly would be contrary to my cause. Seeing less of them in hero roles and more of Steve Buscemi and Jason Alexander (neither of which are freaks, but both of whom would be guys who, upon sleeping with them, star****er girls would say they slept with "the guy from Reservoir Dogs" or "the guy from Pretty Woman") in these roles would change everyone's viewpoint of what a hero has to be. Why should they be so glamorous? Why not average-looking people?

I dunno, it probably won't happen, and I won't hold my breath. But I can dream...

---Josh

05-14-2006, 12:41 PM	#3
Space Lieutenant Josh Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Village of Rock'n Kick-Ass Posts: 492	Yeah, that's a shame, isn't it? Actually, making Will Smith and Tom Cruise ugly would be contrary to my cause. Seeing less of them in hero roles and more of Steve Buscemi and Jason Alexander (neither of which are freaks, but both of whom would be guys who, upon sleeping with them, star****er girls would say they slept with "the guy from Reservoir Dogs" or "the guy from Pretty Woman") in these roles would change everyone's viewpoint of what a hero has to be. Why should they be so glamorous? Why not average-looking people? I dunno, it probably won't happen, and I won't hold my breath. But I can dream... ---Josh