Top 5 delusions in the TMNT universe

onyx · 10-03-2006, 09:26 AM

5. If Raph sticks his sai into any machine, it lets out sparks and breaks down.

We've seen it countless times, in both the old toon and the new one. It doesn't matter what it is - a generator, a vehicle, a computer... The sai seem to be the ultimate machine enemy. Instructions - just jab with the sai anywhere on the machine and it will stop working. Guaranteed. Bonus - lots of sparks.

4. The turtles are sweating.

And not only that, it seems to be mostly (if not always) Don. They aren't supposed to do that, are they?

3. No matter how compicated it is, Don can always fix\make it.

Don appears to have some super-mind-powers that we're unaware of. He's not just your regular geek who can write a mIRC script or, god forbid, a whole website platform. Besides his excellent skills in programming, he's also a brilliant ingeneer, a mechanic, a scientist and a pilot. And that is with close to no financial resources... I keep wondering where he gets all the parts and tools needed

He knows everything about computers, TV, electricity, hellicopters, robots, submarines, rockets, alien technology he never saw, future technology that isn't even invented in his time and so on, and so on. And on top of that, he had time to become a ninja. Go figure.

2. Wearing a hat and clothes or some stupid mask will let you walk unrecognized in the streets despite the fact that you're a mutant turtle.

Come on, they are short, they looks fat because of the shells, they are all green, they have 3 fingers and 2 toes. Clothes can't hide that. Any normal person would instantly notice that they aren't human. But yet they walk in the streets and even talk to people. Sometimes even without masks on their green faces. Not that a rubber mask would make them more human, but a turtle face smiling at you on the street is simply ridiculous.

1. The turtles are telepathic and are always where the action is.

You name it - anywhere in New York and even all around Europe (in the old toon), in the future, the past or in space - whereever a villain plots his plans, the turtles are there. Yes, they do read minds. Yes, it's scary.

That's my top 5, I'm looking forward to seeing yours This thread is meant simply for fun, so please, let it be like that instead of trying to explain things in a realistic way. Let's just laugh a bit

10-03-2006, 09:26 AM	#1
onyx Foot Soldier Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 232	Top 5 delusions in the TMNT universe 5. If Raph sticks his sai into any machine, it lets out sparks and breaks down. We've seen it countless times, in both the old toon and the new one. It doesn't matter what it is - a generator, a vehicle, a computer... The sai seem to be the ultimate machine enemy. Instructions - just jab with the sai anywhere on the machine and it will stop working. Guaranteed. Bonus - lots of sparks. 4. The turtles are sweating. And not only that, it seems to be mostly (if not always) Don. They aren't supposed to do that, are they? 3. No matter how compicated it is, Don can always fix\make it. Don appears to have some super-mind-powers that we're unaware of. He's not just your regular geek who can write a mIRC script or, god forbid, a whole website platform. Besides his excellent skills in programming, he's also a brilliant ingeneer, a mechanic, a scientist and a pilot. And that is with close to no financial resources... I keep wondering where he gets all the parts and tools needed He knows everything about computers, TV, electricity, hellicopters, robots, submarines, rockets, alien technology he never saw, future technology that isn't even invented in his time and so on, and so on. And on top of that, he had time to become a ninja. Go figure. 2. Wearing a hat and clothes or some stupid mask will let you walk unrecognized in the streets despite the fact that you're a mutant turtle. Come on, they are short, they looks fat because of the shells, they are all green, they have 3 fingers and 2 toes. Clothes can't hide that. Any normal person would instantly notice that they aren't human. But yet they walk in the streets and even talk to people. Sometimes even without masks on their green faces. Not that a rubber mask would make them more human, but a turtle face smiling at you on the street is simply ridiculous. 1. The turtles are telepathic and are always where the action is. You name it - anywhere in New York and even all around Europe (in the old toon), in the future, the past or in space - whereever a villain plots his plans, the turtles are there. Yes, they do read minds. Yes, it's scary. That's my top 5, I'm looking forward to seeing yours This thread is meant simply for fun, so please, let it be like that instead of trying to explain things in a realistic way. Let's just laugh a bit __________________