The Turtles on Family Guy?

[Raphamel]

Has Family Guy gotten their mitts on our boys yet? Why not? They've had a racist Kermit the Frog pull a gun on a weary traveler, Cookie Monster in rehab, Chester Cheetah on ecstasy, Iceman visiting a gay theater (lol), Liono watching Cheetara on the toilet, Jewish Optimus Prime... it's about time the Turtles had their cameo!!!!

Petition the writers over at Fox, guys. C'mon! What possible scenarios do you picture? Brainstorm! I wanna hear!! I picture something like....

*Brian and Peter are sitting on the couch in silence*

Brian: "Hey uhh... Peter, there seems to be a lot of tension in the house lately, maybe we should all go to family counseling?"
Peter: "Yeah, maybe I could mediate like I did for the Ninja Turtles..."

*insert typical random Family Guy flashback*

Peter (with the Turtles and Splinter, all sitting in chairs in a circle): "Now fellas, it's normal to get a little angry with each other, it's nothin' to be ashamed of. Sometimes I get so mad at my son Meg... he acts so effeminate and whiny that I just wanna smack him. So that's what we'll do, I want you to all focus your anger outward on a particular source--"

*He bends down to get foam replicas of all their weapons and everyone stands up at once and KO's Raph with a single punch*
(And you know how FG always exaggerates a KO, like their body is sprawled every which way and an arm looks like it's dislocated? XDD)

Peter: *pouts* "Hey--I spent a lot of time on these!" *he throws the foamies on top of KO'ed Raph*

*Suddenly Shredder comes up behind Splinter and KO's him*

Peter: "Hey, didn't you die a gazillion times ago?"

*Suddenly Venus appears and KO's Shredder*

Venus: "A gazillion and one!"
Peter: "A chick? Where the shell'd you come from?"
Venus: "Well actually I--"

*Suddenly Peter Laird appears and KO's Venus*

Peter Laird: "--was NEVER supposed to see the light of day!"
Peter: "Who the shell are you?" *looks at camera* "A note to all you kids at home, that is actually a clever cover-up for hell... whenever you hear shell you should really know we're meaning HELL. Shell equals hell. HELL. Got it? Good."
Peter Laird: "Who the sh--I'm Peter Laird!"

*Leo rushes over*

Leo: "YOU! Why wasn't I your favorite!?! You created me and then you threw me away?!?! WHY???"

*Don comes up behind Leo and KO's him, high-fives Peter Laird*

Peter Laird: "Don's BETTER than you."

*end of flashback*

Okay, so that was dumb. I'm loopy... time for bed *totters off*