On Da Drome (mp3 on page 4!!!)

[Voltron]

Originally Posted by Anarky

That's an awesome idea. Who's up for a metal Drome song?

I got you covered. Now we just need a few people who know how to hit the high notes, because this is power metal, baby!

I call it "TECHNO-DOOM." In keeping with metal tradition, I wanted it to last 8 minutes long with as many guitar solos and references to Hell and Satan as I possibly could.

(EDIT: I'm still touching this up a bit here and there.)

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SHREDDER
SHREDDER
SHRRREEEEDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(BAD ASS GUITAR SOLO)

FOR ALL YOU TROLLER'S OUT THERE!
DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE SLEEPING TONIGHT! OW!
CAUSE THE GRIM REAPER HAS MADE SOME ARRANGEMENTS
THERE'S A VACANCY IN THE LOCAL CEMETERY!!!

From the ice winds of Judecca
Screaming souls rise from the tomb!
Sealing posts with human blood
On Lord Krang's Technodrome!

Peanut cries havoc!
Let loose the hounds of war!
Ai's sex life is so tragic!
Of that I'll say no more!

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!

Anarky shall throw his fist!
skulls shatter, and brains splat!
Jo Dawn likes to make the peace
A super-mod, a pretty one at that!

Brodie's tongue is like a blade
That'll make the patron's cry
Doom's a raging child lover
Who'd probably have sex with Ai!

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!

Matt, the Thunder King arrives
Cower all you fools!
His mighty axe shall split your soul!
While he packs away the booze!

GK comes and lighning strikes
Death to the betrayers!
A mighty demon grunger cat!
Grand duke of Troller Slayers!

WHAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW WWW!!! (This should echo for half of eternity)

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!

Jester is Jester!
Yeah! He makes something akin to jokes!
YEAH!
YEAH! Something!

Raph's Girl and Katie
Love to post the news
Barkwarm loves to drink!
Fending off those unholy Uni blues!

(Chug it Barkworm! Show us how to be a man! WAAAAAOOOOOWWW!)

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!


Sewer Bull and Spawny
make titbits of nudity and gore!
Reznorite420 is banned!
He shall post no more!


TMB plays games alot
He's got a thing for pixel babes
Zarius's has opinion facts
question them and go to your grave


(BADASS GUITAR SOLO!)

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!


As the moon rises, Ai emerges from his castle
Dragon wings and silver armor, on a girl's bike with pink tassles.
Peanut close behind him, on a firey steed
Off to Postmageddon, to make the Trollers bleed
Matt rolls on in his tank, cannon blasting knives and fire
And DH has a black flamed torch to light the sacrifice pyre.
Barkworm on a dragon, and Bull on shark
Escort Lady Jo Dawn armed with a spade to dig out hearts

As the battle rages Krang looks on, a smirk across his face
While other posters will play nice, the trollers fall from grace!
They taste the metal of bannination! Excommunicated!
You must fall in line or face irrepentable damnation!
The Trollers cry electric pain into the blood red sky!
The sun goes black as soot as the lamers flee or die!
Claiming skillz 1337 as ****, they soon are proven wrong!
As the bodies fall and rot, we all shall sing this song!

JAMEO!
GOBO!
JEFF THE CHEFF!
ANARCHISTGUY!

Words do not describes these knights!
But their valor's known to one and all!
When their voices go 'cross the land
True men shall heed the call!

RUN! RUN TRUE WARRIORS! TO BATTLE THIS DAY!
MAY THE ANGELS BE WITH YOU!
MAY HANNAH'S FURY GUIDE YOUR BLADES!
GO TRUE WARRIORS! BUT COME BACK HEROES!

(BAD ASS GUITAR SOLO!)

Chorus
Satan rises from the Pits!
Ride for battle, raise your sword!
The Trollers, they march behind him!
Prepare for the Flame War!!!

Beware the Tech


no


Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom is going to need a lawyer if he doesn't obey Hannah's restraining order. . .

OH YEAH!!

Prepare your soul!
Or pay the toll!
If you're a troll
Beware the tech

no

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYEEAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!! OH, OH, OH, OH, YEAAAAH! YEAH! (<THIS SCREAM MUST SHATTER REALITY)