TMNT Quoting

*Magdolin* · 05-03-2007, 05:51 PM

[Shredder just showed up]
Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener.

Delivery Man: Hey, this is a 10. The tab is 13.
Michaelangelo: You're two minutes late, dude.
Delivery Man: Aw come on, I couldn't find the place!
Michaelangelo: Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
Delivery Man: [walking off] I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere.

05-03-2007, 05:51 PM	#12
Magdolin Professional Dork Join Date: May 2005 Location: Society of Midnight Ninjas. Posts: 1,970	[Shredder just showed up] Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is? Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener. Delivery Man: Hey, this is a 10. The tab is 13. Michaelangelo: You're two minutes late, dude. Delivery Man: Aw come on, I couldn't find the place! Michaelangelo: Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. Delivery Man: [walking off] I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere. __________________ "When life gives you lemons, make yourself some pie. Or squeeze 'em in people's eyes and run away, whatever floats your boat."