The Paris Hilton thread

*Drtooth* · 06-07-2007, 10:10 AM

I'm hearing this on the news right now. Apparently Paris Hilton whined and cried during her horrible one day in prison and they decided to send her home to house arrest.

Oh boy! Yeah. That's like the logic of sending a misbehaving child to their room so they can play with their toys and video gaqmes.

Of course prison isn't fun! IT'S PRISON! You're supposed to go there to be PUNNISHED.

Of course, Punnishment for Paris Hilton is having her legs shut for a whole minute at a time.

06-07-2007, 10:10 AM	#1
Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	The Paris Hilton thread I'm hearing this on the news right now. Apparently Paris Hilton whined and cried during her horrible one day in prison and they decided to send her home to house arrest. Oh boy! Yeah. That's like the logic of sending a misbehaving child to their room so they can play with their toys and video gaqmes. Of course prison isn't fun! IT'S PRISON! You're supposed to go there to be PUNNISHED. Of course, Punnishment for Paris Hilton is having her legs shut for a whole minute at a time. __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]