Make a TMNT wish

[jenna]

Today, by some fantastic miracle, I found this strange and beautiful lamp. I rubbed it and a ninja turtle genie came out. He said to me, "I am a magic ninja turtle genie, and you can make lots of wishes. Only 2 things you need to know: All wishes must be ninja turltes orientated, and there is no limit to how many wishes you have."

So I wished for:

1. for the new film to come out with a LOTR-esque 4 disc box set with every possible imaginable extra features, including a director's cut

2. for a new, adult CGI TV series with the same design, VAs as the new film, with each narratives being taken directly from Mirage Vol 1. Every story. Every issue. This TV series will be on at 9pm in the evening (after the watershed) and will be on for an hour.

3. There will be a sequel to the film, also targeted at adults. Kevin Munroe can do it again and he can write the story. Warner Bros will not be involved and the studio will not dictate constrictive kiddie-friendly criteria.

4. The OT dvds and the 2k3 dvds will all be released in the UK and anywhere else in the world who are without these wonderous items.

5. Film 3, TNM and FF will be eradicated from TMNT history.

6. Film 1 will be re-released with a multitude of special features

7. The comics will all be re-released in book form volumes.

8. Mirage will not have to answer to various corporate groups about the content. Peter Laird will not have to put up with any sh*t from companies like Playmates, Warner and whoever else causes problems.

If the ninja turtle genie comes to you, what will you wish for??

By the way, the ninja turtle genie said I could have the wishes, but didn't promise to grant them, so please don't blame me if your wishes don't come true.