New TMNT cartoon writer bleeds to death

the_minimizer · 10-09-2002, 10:45 PM

The cartoon writer for the new TMNT episodes died recently from massive blood loss. "It was a tragic day for the people wanting to see the new cartoon," one production film worker said.

"There were literally thousands of letters and evelopes all over the place," said an investigator who was combing the scene. "We have good reason to believe that his death was accidental. There was one disturbing thing we did notice. It was about someone or something called,"Krang." All the letters were riddled with blood and every one of them had obscene language, profanity and death threats followed by the word,'Krang'".

The coroner's office ruled the death as massive blood loss. Closer examination showed that in fact the writer died from paper cuts from the millions of hate mail letters he received. His computer had also been hacked. There were pictures of a weird, pulsating, pink brain all over his desktop and a funny looking sphere with an eye on top.

"It's the strangest case I've seen yet," said a local detective. "The hard part about this one is finding out who the brains of the operation is."

10-09-2002, 10:45 PM	#1
the_minimizer Foot Soldier Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 230	New TMNT cartoon writer bleeds to death The cartoon writer for the new TMNT episodes died recently from massive blood loss. "It was a tragic day for the people wanting to see the new cartoon," one production film worker said. "There were literally thousands of letters and evelopes all over the place," said an investigator who was combing the scene. "We have good reason to believe that his death was accidental. There was one disturbing thing we did notice. It was about someone or something called,"Krang." All the letters were riddled with blood and every one of them had obscene language, profanity and death threats followed by the word,'Krang'". The coroner's office ruled the death as massive blood loss. Closer examination showed that in fact the writer died from paper cuts from the millions of hate mail letters he received. His computer had also been hacked. There were pictures of a weird, pulsating, pink brain all over his desktop and a funny looking sphere with an eye on top. "It's the strangest case I've seen yet," said a local detective. "The hard part about this one is finding out who the brains of the operation is."