pizzaface. The most useless action figure?

JaffleMan · 09-28-2007, 08:40 AM

It's been ages since iv'e had any TMNT figures out on display, but today I got around to getting a few of my favourites out and setting them up around my computer desk.

I was thinking of going for a mini battle scene type set up, but that was before I came across good old Pizzaface.......

Before anyone complains I have nothing against this figure, he's one of my favourites and as a display piece looks great standing alongside Killer Bee, Scale tail, Scumbug and the like. But when trying to place him in a battle scene and failing miserably at it, it occurred to me that as a minion of the foot clan, this character was pretty much useless. I mean, he's a crippled pizza chef with apparent poor hygiene, what possible threat could he be to the turtles?

Sure he has a clever but what use is it against a ninja when your too slow too catch up because the pizza slicer you rely on to move is lodged in a pizza box? And he's not any good as a vehicle driver either, as with his stumpy leg, he won't fit in most vehicles.

Yes, I'm on a weeks holiday and i have too much time on my hands and from this small rant of a post you can probably tell that. But if anyone else can think of a figure that they think is pretty much useless i'd be interested in hearing about it.

Now.......... back to my Wild Turkey.

09-28-2007, 08:40 AM	#1
JaffleMan Stone Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Portarlington, Vic Australia Posts: 761	pizzaface. The most useless action figure? It's been ages since iv'e had any TMNT figures out on display, but today I got around to getting a few of my favourites out and setting them up around my computer desk. I was thinking of going for a mini battle scene type set up, but that was before I came across good old Pizzaface....... Before anyone complains I have nothing against this figure, he's one of my favourites and as a display piece looks great standing alongside Killer Bee, Scale tail, Scumbug and the like. But when trying to place him in a battle scene and failing miserably at it, it occurred to me that as a minion of the foot clan, this character was pretty much useless. I mean, he's a crippled pizza chef with apparent poor hygiene, what possible threat could he be to the turtles? Sure he has a clever but what use is it against a ninja when your too slow too catch up because the pizza slicer you rely on to move is lodged in a pizza box? And he's not any good as a vehicle driver either, as with his stumpy leg, he won't fit in most vehicles. Yes, I'm on a weeks holiday and i have too much time on my hands and from this small rant of a post you can probably tell that. But if anyone else can think of a figure that they think is pretty much useless i'd be interested in hearing about it. Now.......... back to my Wild Turkey.