That OTHER Ninja Turtle...

JusticeForce · 01-23-2008, 11:40 AM

My husband went into a collectible store the other day and asked if they had any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles merchandise. Unfortunately, the employee said no, but then he started reminiscing:

Employee: Oh, yeah! TMNT was a great show! I used to watch it all the time! What were their names again? Let's see, there was Valentino...

My husband:

Uhm, I'm pretty sure Valentino was a lover, not a renaissance artist...

I laughed so hard when he told me the story, I just had to share it with you guys.

I can just see it now - Valentino, the fifth turtle:

But Master Splinter, why do we have to kick the bad guys' butts? Can't we romance them instead? We could start by sending some flowers, then maybe chocolates...

01-23-2008, 11:40 AM	#1
JusticeForce Random Punk Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 46	That OTHER Ninja Turtle... My husband went into a collectible store the other day and asked if they had any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles merchandise. Unfortunately, the employee said no, but then he started reminiscing: Employee: Oh, yeah! TMNT was a great show! I used to watch it all the time! What were their names again? Let's see, there was Valentino... My husband: Uhm, I'm pretty sure Valentino was a lover, not a renaissance artist... I laughed so hard when he told me the story, I just had to share it with you guys. I can just see it now - Valentino, the fifth turtle: But Master Splinter, why do we have to kick the bad guys' butts? Can't we romance them instead? We could start by sending some flowers, then maybe chocolates...