Most Hated Characters of All-Time!

[Peanut]

Alright, so this place is has been a little quiet lately. Most of us have been playing a lot of games, and those of us who haven't been playing them have been pining away waiting for the release of Brawl, we've got less than 3 weeks until that glorious day, but it's time to get this place rolling again!

Now onto the subject at hand. Annoying piece of sh*t game characters! We've had threads about the best characters, and about the most bad-ass characters, but what about the Navi's of the videogame world? Who are your most hated characters of all-time!?

Here's my list of 10 off the top of my head, in no particular order:

1) Grunty (Banjo-Kazooie) - Not only was her "voice" unbelievably grating (like most BK voices), but her horrible character model and annoying tendency to rhyme every word she spoke drove a younger me over the edge in hatred. Let us not forget that a game so full of win and awesome was capped by a pretty lackluster and easy boss fight. I wish she stayed under that f*cking rock.

2) Skull Kid (Majora's Mask) - The Skull Kid is a god damn JERK. Not only did this idiotic little asshole steal your ride, but the little dick turned you into a Deku right at the very beginning of the game. As someone who hated the entire idea of MM in the first place, let me tell you that the opening of this game infuriated me to no end. And then there he is, laughing...always laughing and mocking you. He's a f*cking piece of wood!

3) Tali (Mass Effect) - Terrible back-story, worthless skills and the dumbest choice for a terrible accent in history. Leave my ship...now.

4) Wiki (Zack & Wiki) - Please...please die. Zack & Wiki isn't exactly the most well designed game visually anyways, but whoever came up with this joke of a character should be smacked. We are talking about Capcom however, lame and corny characters are their specialty.

5) Issun (Okami) - I get it, you like women and you're full of spunk...but mother f*cker, you're a inch tall! Yet another example of a terrible "voice" sample, although it's hard to find a good one in Okami, at least you don't have to listen to them squeak and squeal as much as Issun, who never...shuts...the f*ck...up. This game is already 10 hours too long! YOU'RE MAKING IT LONGER!

6) Every character in Gears of War (Gears of War) - Calling any of them a character is a bit of a stretch, actually.

7) Gracie (Animal Crossing) - Very definition of a b*tch. She rides into town in her fancy red car, then has you clean the damn thing, and for WHAT? Rags. Always rags. "Oh, you didn't wash fast enough." B*TCH, I've got a cramp! And even when you do somehow magically hit the A button enough to warrant a "Gracie Original" it's like some sh*t you'd find a dead hooker wearing.

8 ) Midna (LoZ: Twilight Princess) - "Tears of Light" Enough said.

9) Slippy (Star Fox) - "Help meeeee!" "Get this guy offa me!" "I GOT OOONE!" "WOOOOAAAH!" "That was close!" DIE IN A FIRE YOU F*CKING FROG!

10) The PS2 side-kick characters: Clank, Daxter, Handicapped turtle from Sly Cooper - They're all equally as terrible. At least Clank doesn't crack awful f*cking jokes like Daxter, but he's just as stupid a character. I don't even want to get into the handicapped turtle thing. At all. But let it be known that I like him more than either of the others for the simple fact that his wheelchair floats.

Edit: ALSO, every Sonic character besides Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and ROBOTNIK! NOT EGGMAN!