Screwed Up Fairy Tales & Nursery Ryhmes

*Brodie* · 10-30-2002, 08:31 PM

Has anyone else notices that these two things are utterly SCREWED up? It's insane. Follow me on this rant, Kids.

The Nursery Ryhme: High in the tree tops, the cradle will rock, when the bow breaks, the cradle will fall, down comes baby, craddle and all.

Ok, what the hell ? Why sing that to some poor baby before bed?It's like saying "I'll hang you from a tree and if you move you'll snap your neck and die. . .GOOD NIGHT KIDDO!"

And Alice In Wonderland. Girl falls into a hole, over 40 stories deep, and lives, talks to cats that smile, talks to two perverted brothers, eats shrooms, and kills a bunch of card men.

Ok.
So.

Let's get this straight: Girl falls into a sewer system, talks to rabbid, foaming animals(who are obsessed with time and riddles), and eat shrooms.

And children's TV. . .This is one rant that will go on till the day I die.

Mr. Rodgers. Ok. . . This guy is the craziest person I've EVER seen. The guy buys a house with puppets that live in his walls. He has an Absolute Monarchy inbetween his 2x4's. Not to mention that those puppets want to kill him. Don't say you didn't know, ever see that King's googly eyes? Googly eyes of MURDER! Mr. Rodgers is also an anarchist, notice the street signs and street lights in his kitchen.

Quick question: How does he fast forward or rewind (not to mention eject) those tapes the Mailman gives him EVERYDAY? The VCR is set behing Bricks,so's the TV. His electric bill must be sky high. So much for a DVD upgrade, right? And the Mailman. He never got a name, just "My friend, and your friend, the Mailman." The guy is Uber creepy. He has Opera glasses... and stops to talk to Mr. Rodgers everyday? He must be a junkie of some sort, or pretty damn close to getting fired.

Seasame Street is kinda creepy too. Puppets. Lots. And Lots of Puppets. . .

10-30-2002, 08:31 PM	#1
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Screwed Up Fairy Tales & Nursery Ryhmes Has anyone else notices that these two things are utterly SCREWED up? It's insane. Follow me on this rant, Kids. The Nursery Ryhme: High in the tree tops, the cradle will rock, when the bow breaks, the cradle will fall, down comes baby, craddle and all. Ok, what the hell ? Why sing that to some poor baby before bed?It's like saying "I'll hang you from a tree and if you move you'll snap your neck and die. . .GOOD NIGHT KIDDO!" And Alice In Wonderland. Girl falls into a hole, over 40 stories deep, and lives, talks to cats that smile, talks to two perverted brothers, eats shrooms, and kills a bunch of card men. Ok. So. Let's get this straight: Girl falls into a sewer system, talks to rabbid, foaming animals(who are obsessed with time and riddles), and eat shrooms. And children's TV. . .This is one rant that will go on till the day I die. Mr. Rodgers. Ok. . . This guy is the craziest person I've EVER seen. The guy buys a house with puppets that live in his walls. He has an Absolute Monarchy inbetween his 2x4's. Not to mention that those puppets want to kill him. Don't say you didn't know, ever see that King's googly eyes? Googly eyes of MURDER! Mr. Rodgers is also an anarchist, notice the street signs and street lights in his kitchen. Quick question: How does he fast forward or rewind (not to mention eject) those tapes the Mailman gives him EVERYDAY? The VCR is set behing Bricks,so's the TV. His electric bill must be sky high. So much for a DVD upgrade, right? And the Mailman. He never got a name, just "My friend, and your friend, the Mailman." The guy is Uber creepy. He has Opera glasses... and stops to talk to Mr. Rodgers everyday? He must be a junkie of some sort, or pretty damn close to getting fired. Seasame Street is kinda creepy too. Puppets. Lots. And Lots of Puppets. . . __________________ Stupendous Monster