funny celebrity raps...

Lil G · 07-16-2008, 01:13 PM

hey i just made funny celebrity raps. i wanna see if anybody knows who the people are. its kind of obvious in some or all of them but im only 12, im not that good at rapping.

1.
his rappin sucks hes lucky he got a record deal
i could play sports and rap better than o' neal
because hes seven feet tall doesnt mean hes made of steel
hes tryna stay fit eatin a salad meal

2.
but there is one person you could never beat
hes tall and skinny but you could tell he got meat
from his head to his toes, from his face to his feet
its the fresh prince man hes full of comedy

3.
and there is one person who got good rhymes
he couldnt beat kanye so you know he lies
hell take me to the candy shop but cant spend a dime
hes worth 50 cent and he got shot nine times

4.
i dont wanna oppose but it really shows
that the 80's is over so stop comin out with those
i mean in thriller you could stike a pose
get out of here with your barbie doll nose

5.
your husband is your only friend
you be like oops i did it again
you dont got no hair you look like a man
this is all why you dont got no fans

6.
yo daddy is famous and you got your own show
you got everything and everybody knows
when your songs come on everybody groans
i mean come on nobodys perfect and gno

7.
you the richest man and everyone hates
you smart with computers but stupid like bait
you travel to meetings in all 50 states
computers are good but not is bill gates

plz respond on what you think of these raps.

07-16-2008, 01:13 PM	#1
Lil G Stone Warrior Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In west philadelphia born and raised... Posts: 814	funny celebrity raps... hey i just made funny celebrity raps. i wanna see if anybody knows who the people are. its kind of obvious in some or all of them but im only 12, im not that good at rapping. 1. his rappin sucks hes lucky he got a record deal i could play sports and rap better than o' neal because hes seven feet tall doesnt mean hes made of steel hes tryna stay fit eatin a salad meal 2. but there is one person you could never beat hes tall and skinny but you could tell he got meat from his head to his toes, from his face to his feet its the fresh prince man hes full of comedy 3. and there is one person who got good rhymes he couldnt beat kanye so you know he lies hell take me to the candy shop but cant spend a dime hes worth 50 cent and he got shot nine times 4. i dont wanna oppose but it really shows that the 80's is over so stop comin out with those i mean in thriller you could stike a pose get out of here with your barbie doll nose 5. your husband is your only friend you be like oops i did it again you dont got no hair you look like a man this is all why you dont got no fans 6. yo daddy is famous and you got your own show you got everything and everybody knows when your songs come on everybody groans i mean come on nobodys perfect and gno 7. you the richest man and everyone hates you smart with computers but stupid like bait you travel to meetings in all 50 states computers are good but not is bill gates plz respond on what you think of these raps.