Los Angeles looney...errr politician seeks to ban Fast Food

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Originally Posted by Jester

Fast Food is the evil and must be destroyed. Thank you government for taking away my right to choose for myself to be a fat tub, by making sure I eat a well balanced diet consisting of 1 bowl of Special K and a bran muffin....

Next, we're putting Little Debbie in jail and smoking out those Keebler Elves. And as for that Wonka fellow, he better have a good lawyer stowed somewhere in that factory. After that, we're heading to Hershey, Pennsylvania to find the secret hideout of the all-powerful and enigmatic sweet-tooth terrorist known only as the Hostess.