Man makes petition to marry cartoon/comic characters

[Anarky]

Make me a marriage certifticate for me and Nightwatcher

"...Not realizing that he plays right into the deranged fantasies of someone who's completely detached from reality, he prepared an official document... regretting it almost instantly. But what choice did he have? It was either making it or hearing about it forever, which he probably will anyways. In any case, the ensuing crapfest that would follow if he didn't seemed, when compared to the alternative, like a pretty good idea. But at that point he didn't know what kind of moronic ego-complex he had just taken to a new level." - From the bestselling book "My life with the Fangirls."