The Joke Thread

Lil G · 11-15-2008, 11:18 PM

i think we need a thread that will cheer things up when people are having a bad day. so this is a joke thread! what we pretty much do is tell jokes. i dont know if anybody did this before but i thought i might as well try it out. heres the first joke:

three men were waiting to go to heaven. the better you were to your wife the better vehicle you get. so the first guy goes up to the gate. the guy who admits people in asks him how good he was to his wife. he said he loved her a lot, respected her, and never cheated on her. he got a lamborghini. a second guy came up to the gate. the guy who admits people in asks him how good he was to his wife. he said he loved her, respected her a little, and cheated on her a little. he got a beat down mustang. a third guy came up to the gate. the guy who admits people in asked him how good he was to his wife he said he loved her, didnt respect her, and cheated on her a lot. so he got a powerwheel.

so then the first guy was riding down on his lamoughini and saw his wife go by on roller blades.

i love that one!

11-15-2008, 11:18 PM	#1
Lil G Stone Warrior Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In west philadelphia born and raised... Posts: 814	The Joke Thread i think we need a thread that will cheer things up when people are having a bad day. so this is a joke thread! what we pretty much do is tell jokes. i dont know if anybody did this before but i thought i might as well try it out. heres the first joke: three men were waiting to go to heaven. the better you were to your wife the better vehicle you get. so the first guy goes up to the gate. the guy who admits people in asks him how good he was to his wife. he said he loved her a lot, respected her, and never cheated on her. he got a lamborghini. a second guy came up to the gate. the guy who admits people in asks him how good he was to his wife. he said he loved her, respected her a little, and cheated on her a little. he got a beat down mustang. a third guy came up to the gate. the guy who admits people in asked him how good he was to his wife he said he loved her, didnt respect her, and cheated on her a lot. so he got a powerwheel. so then the first guy was riding down on his lamoughini and saw his wife go by on roller blades. i love that one!