CW4Kids' 16 cuts to Turtles Forever... TRANSCRIBED

*gobo* · 12-02-2009, 04:29 AM

#1
2003 Shredder: What fools are these so weary of life that they take the name of the Shredder, MY NAME, in vain?

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1988 Shredder: And this is our engine room, currently under repair, unfortunately.

#2
1988 Shredder: I can't keep this alien entertained forever.

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Krang: All is ready, mighty Shredder. Just give the word.

#3&4
1988 Shredder: Not much of a family resemblance.

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1988 Donatello: According to this, the Technodrome's close.

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2003 Donatello: Everyone alright?

#5
Hun: That stuff barely splattered my man here. Imagine what I could do with more.

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Hun: Give me that mutagen.

#6
2003 Raphael: I told you you can't brainstorm with these goofballs. They ain't got no brains!
1988 Raphael: Hey! We resemble that remark.
1988 Turtles: *laughing*

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2003 Shredder: How go the repairs, Karai?
Karai: Very well, father.

#7&8
2003 Shredder: Computer, this is The Shredder.

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2003 Shredder: I wish to learn about alternate dimensions. Show me... EVERYTHING! [laughs maniacally]

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1988 Leonardo: Listen, guys. We've tangled with shredhead and his Technodrome plenty of times.

#9
2003 Michelangelo: Dudes, I don't think exploding throwing stars are gonna cut it this time!

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1988 Michelangelo: Then maybe it's time we bust out two of our baddest rides!

#10
2003 Shredder: My onslaught has only just begun!

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1988 Turtles: COWABUNGA!
2003 Raphael: Crud. Why did Casey have to see us in this stupid van?
1988 Donatello: The technical term is "stupid party wagon".

#11
Casey: That giant, armored bowlin' ball just... imploded!

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2003 April: Casey, we've won!
Casey: Won? April... No ship, no Turtles!

#12
Casey: So... I still don't get it. Which Shredder is back? Doing what? To who?

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2003 Donatello: What I wanna know is, how did we survive the Shredder's centrifugal scanning process?

#13
1988 Donatello: So this must be the place.
2003 Leonardo: Turtle Prime...

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1988 Raphael: Like, what kind of world is this?

#14
2003 Leonardo: He's come here to tear down your world.
1988 Donatello: And he's a grade A meanie.

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1984 Michelangelo: So, you're supposed to be US from other worlds... I don't see it.

#15
1984 Leonardo: It's been doing that all night. Now, let's go do something about it!

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2003 Shredder: Behold, the glorious destruction of the universe! And with it, the end of the Ninja Turtles!

#16
2003 Shredder: Only now, in the end, do you truly understand!

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1988 Donatello: Exploding throwing stars... Told you they'd come in handy...

12-02-2009, 04:29 AM	#1
gobo Wacky Action Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: on Earth Posts: 12,784	CW4Kids' 16 cuts to Turtles Forever... TRANSCRIBED #1 2003 Shredder: What fools are these so weary of life that they take the name of the Shredder, MY NAME, in vain? Spoiler: 2003 Raphael: Please tell me we're not just driving in circles, Donnie. 2003 Donatello: and recalibrate The Hauler's tracking aparatus to seek an underground object similar to The Technodrome's surface area. See? 1988 Donatello: Subterranean sonar... Brilliant notion, Donatello! Raphaels: Nerds... Purple Dragon 2nd-In-Command: Sky Dragon 5 to Dragon King... I see 'em, boss. Going north on Lexington. Hun: Good. Let's do this. 1988 Shredder: And this is our engine room, currently under repair, unfortunately. #2 1988 Shredder: I can't keep this alien entertained forever. Spoiler: Krang: You should have thought of THAT croak before you brought it here. This is all your fault. 1988 Shredder: My fault?! What are you talking about? 2003 Shredder: I wish to see the transdimensional portal device you spoke of, NOW. 1988 Shredder: A moment, sir... Krang? Krang: All is ready, mighty Shredder. Just give the word. #3&4 1988 Shredder: Not much of a family resemblance. Spoiler: Karai: Will you be a nuissance as well? Krang: croak Never, charming lady. Karai: I have gone to great lengths to keep vigil over my father. But, today, he vanished from my monitoring systems. When I was able to relocate him, he was here. How is this so? 1988 Shredder: Ahh! The m-m-m-matter-transporter... We beamed him here. Karai: This technology is now property of The Foot. With it, I will restore my father, the one true Shredder, to glory! 1988 Shredder: "one TRUE"?! Now, wait jus-- Krang: Another fine mess you've gotten us into... 1988 Shredder: Oh, shut-up. 1988 Donatello: According to this, the Technodrome's close. Spoiler: 2003 Splinter: Well done... my sons. 2003 Donatello: Everyone alright? #5 Hun: That stuff barely splattered my man here. Imagine what I could do with more. Spoiler: Hun: Give me those viles, you little freak. 1988 Donatello: Uhh, see ya! 1988 Michelangelo: Hey, gruesome! Like, "thar she blows", dude. 2003 Michelangelo: Ha ha ha. I crack me up. Hun: Give me that mutagen. #6 2003 Raphael: I told you you can't brainstorm with these goofballs. They ain't got no brains! 1988 Raphael: Hey! We resemble that remark. 1988 Turtles: laughing Spoiler: Krang: What in the name of Dimension X do you think you're DOING? I paid a FORTUNE for that console... and, you're RUINING the paint job! 1988 Shredder: Silence your incessant whining, Krang. My counterpart is simply giving this tub a much-needed refit. Very generous of him, if you ask me. No doubt, he wishes to repay me for rescuing him. Krang: Oh? 1988 Shredder: Hah! My command chair! Krang: Face it, fool. We're under new management. 2003 Shredder: How go the repairs, Karai? Karai: Very well, father. #7&8 2003 Shredder: Computer, this is The Shredder. Spoiler: Computer: IDENTITY CONFIRMED. RECOGNIZED: SHREDDER, CH'RELL, OROKU SAKI, DUKE ACUREDS, DESTROYER OF-- 2003 Shredder: Computer, I am most intrigued by the implications of this 'portal'. 2003 Shredder: I wish to learn about alternate dimensions. Show me... EVERYTHING! [laughs maniacally] Spoiler: 1988 Turtles: laughing 2003 Michelangelo: Come on, Raph. Lighten up. Our cowabunga cousins aren't so bad. Right, guys? 1988 Turtles: Wet willy! 2003 Michelangelo: Oh, hey! You got me. 2003 Raphael: Not bad? They're clowns, not ninjas. 1988 Turtles: Oh yeah?! 2003 Raphael: Yeah. 2003 Splinter: Enough! Stop this bickering! You only do your enemy's work for him! You are ninja, all of you. And, all are welcome here. Do not embarass your sensei. 1988 Donatello: He may not look exactly like our Splinter, but he sure sounds like him. 2003 Raphael: Yeah, uh, sorry about the 'clown' crack. 1988 Leonardo: Listen, guys. We've tangled with shredhead and his Technodrome plenty of times. #9 2003 Michelangelo: Dudes, I don't think exploding throwing stars are gonna cut it this time! Spoiler: 2003 Donatello: Looks like The Technodrome got itself a makeover... of the Utrom kind. 1988 Michelangelo: Then maybe it's time we bust out two of our baddest rides! #10 2003 Shredder: My onslaught has only just begun! Spoiler: Casey: GOONGALA!! ... What are these things? 2003 April: Whatever they are, we gotta stop 'em, Casey. ... Casey, I've been hit! Casey: April, eject! April: Whoa-oa! ... AAAH! Nice catch, but we're gonna need a miracle if we're gonna win this game. 1988 Turtles: COWABUNGA! 2003 Raphael: Crud. Why did Casey have to see us in this stupid van? 1988 Donatello: The technical term is "stupid party wagon". #11 Casey: That giant, armored bowlin' ball just... imploded! Spoiler: 2003 April: It must've been controlling the robots. No ship, no power. 2003 April: Casey, we've won! Casey: Won? April... No ship, no Turtles! #12 Casey: So... I still don't get it. Which Shredder is back? Doing what? To who? Spoiler: 1988 Michelangelo: All I know is we wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for your stupid Shredder. 2003 Raphael: OUR Shredder?? YOUR Shredder started this whole "stupid mess" with his stupid Technodrome in the stupid first place! 1988 Raphael: Yeah, but your Shredder's, like, totally psycho/evil. 1988 Donatello: Ours is just decaf. 1988 Leonardo: Yeah. He won't keep you up at night. Casey: Your doubles ain't exactly playing with a full deck, are they? 2003: And they're reeeally annoying. Casey: Gotcha. Up to speed now. 2003 Donatello: What I wanna know is, how did we survive the Shredder's centrifugal scanning process? #13 1988 Donatello: So this must be the place. 2003 Leonardo: Turtle Prime... Spoiler: 1988 Michelangelo: I wanna go home. 2003 Raphael: Ain't exactly Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, is it? 1988 Raphael: Like, what kind of world is this? #14 2003 Leonardo: He's come here to tear down your world. 1988 Donatello: And he's a grade A meanie. Spoiler: 2003 Leonardo: Ah, it's a long story. But, it all started when our brothers here from another dimension... ...all Ninja Turtle life. So, if our Shredder destroys Turtle Prime, he'll end up wiping out all life, everywhere. 1984 Michelangelo: So, you're supposed to be US from other worlds... I don't see it. #15 1984 Leonardo: It's been doing that all night. Now, let's go do something about it! Spoiler: 1988 Shredder: You traitors. You nincompoops. Ding-dongs! ?Chuckle-puffs!? Dip-skulls! Rocksteady: Aw, we said we was sorry, boss. 1988 Shredder: Bah! Bebop: Aw, come on. No hard feelings? Our new master finds us snort amusing, is all. Krang: Then, may he also find you as useful as we always have. 2003 Shredder: Behold, the glorious destruction of the universe! And with it, the end of the Ninja Turtles! #16 2003 Shredder: Only now, in the end, do you truly understand! Spoiler: 2003 Shredder: What is happening to me? Karai: Father, stop! Please! Can you not see? Whatever it is you have done to destroy them, you do it to all of us as well. Our fates are linked to theirs. 2003 Shredder: No! This cannot be! Karai: Father, I don't want to lose you again. Destroy them, and you will destroy yourself. I beg you. Stop. 2003 Shredder: No. I am The Shredder, slayer of Ninja Turtles! If destroying them means the end of everything, then SO BE IT!! 1988 Donatello: Exploding throwing stars... Told you they'd come in handy... __________________ Live and let live... or go to hell. Last edited by gobo; 12-16-2009 at 09:51 AM.