I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES!! (Blonde moments)

[Ra]

Despite being a brunette I'm quite prone to having 'blonde moments'. You know, moments where you tend to do and say... very stupid things. To the point where you wonder if you were dropped on the head at some points in your life for you to do, think, or say things you normally wouldn't do, think, or say.

This morning I woke up, the sound of birds chirping in my ear, the sound of the wind blowing leaves by. So I try to open my eyes. To my shock and horror, the most simplest of tasks has been rendered impossible.

Exhorting more force, I try to open them again, this time they are only partly open. For some reason they are stuck together in the middle. THIS IS IT!! I was blind! How ironic! After a life of seeing I was now blind!!

After about ten or so seconds wondering WHY my eyes were suddenly not working like eyes should, I rub at them. To my confusion I am suddenly able to open my eyes. I look down to my fingers and see dried up sleep crust.

It was retarded. It defied ALL logic. How in the world did I forget about something as simple as sleep crust? It was... stupid. Even for me, and even though it only lasted for a few seconds, it was just plain stupid. You wouldn't even think someone would actually THINK that.

Anyways, Blonde stories. Let's hear them kids.