Adventures in Public Transportation

*Hannah* · 03-21-2012, 12:13 PM

I figure that most of us probably have experienced some weird sh*t while on the train or bus. I've been lucky enough to never have been harassed or made uncomfortable, but I have seen some pretty funny stuff.

Last week I was taking the bus home from work and an older white dude with long hair and a blue suit sat down behind me. I thought he was on the phone at first because he was having a loud one-sided conversation, but he was just talking to himself. He started swearing pretty loudly, then he stood up and said, "I want everyone on this bus to thank our Lord Jesus Christ for their teeth. And that's how I punched Satan in the face." Then he got off the bus.

It was awesome.

03-21-2012, 12:13 PM	#1
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	Adventures in Public Transportation I figure that most of us probably have experienced some weird sh*t while on the train or bus. I've been lucky enough to never have been harassed or made uncomfortable, but I have seen some pretty funny stuff. Last week I was taking the bus home from work and an older white dude with long hair and a blue suit sat down behind me. I thought he was on the phone at first because he was having a loud one-sided conversation, but he was just talking to himself. He started swearing pretty loudly, then he stood up and said, "I want everyone on this bus to thank our Lord Jesus Christ for their teeth. And that's how I punched Satan in the face." Then he got off the bus. It was awesome. __________________