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A tiger with an ascot is no match for the unholy, chocotastic-fiend that is Count Chocula.
How would this battle even be set up in the first place? I'd imagine that all the mascots (not just the ones listed here, but more; like Frankenberry, Booberry, Cornflakes Rooster, Fruit Brute, hairy little Honeycomb freak, Wendell, Sonny, Cheerios Bee, 2-sided Miniwheat, etc.) are suddenly transported through time and space to a large arena shaped like a cereal bowl. They all have a hearty breakfast of their own cereal, then start to feel odd......THE CEREAL HAS BEEN DRUGGED! Now a strange chemical is coursing through their veins, making them violent and angry.
Who could have done such a thing? Why none other than Crispy, mascot of the long forgotten Crispy Critters! He giggles with glee from his window box, as he and his hundreds of critters in the stands watch the carnage taking place. What an odd battle this would be. But, Count Chocula all the way.
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