[Fanfic] Drives Me Crazy

*Guitar_Raph* · 07-21-2012, 01:41 PM

In the late night streets of New York, we find the Turtle Shell Van driving along, skidding once in awhile. Was one of our heroes intoxicated? No. Inside the van, Ex-Cel Dude's behind the wheel while Don coaches him.

EX-CEL: How am I doing?
DON: Terrible. Why the switch from two to four wheels?
EX-CEL: My wife, upcoming baby. She didn't like the idea of a papoose.
DON: You gotta grow up. Maybe you should quit the heroics & music.

He slammed on the brakes. Then parallel parked in between two lampposts.

EX-CEL: Now you sound like Mallory.
DON: Look, I like the band & glad to be in it. Fans aren't going to like musical superheroes anymore. Besides, Dizzylodeon canned the concert.
EX-CEL: They didn't! Those who had ConnecTV weren't able to see it because of a feud they had with ByaCom.
DON: I forgot.
EX-CEL: Mikey's upset with me because I wouldn't take Dizzylodeon's offer to shoot the live action show. Now I gotta take a driver's exam to operate a car & motorcycle, as Josh Salazar of course.

Ex-Cel drove off back home to the lair.

More to come

07-21-2012, 01:41 PM	#1
Guitar_Raph Superhero musician Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 2,191	Drives Me Crazy In the late night streets of New York, we find the Turtle Shell Van driving along, skidding once in awhile. Was one of our heroes intoxicated? No. Inside the van, Ex-Cel Dude's behind the wheel while Don coaches him. EX-CEL: How am I doing? DON: Terrible. Why the switch from two to four wheels? EX-CEL: My wife, upcoming baby. She didn't like the idea of a papoose. DON: You gotta grow up. Maybe you should quit the heroics & music. He slammed on the brakes. Then parallel parked in between two lampposts. EX-CEL: Now you sound like Mallory. DON: Look, I like the band & glad to be in it. Fans aren't going to like musical superheroes anymore. Besides, Dizzylodeon canned the concert. EX-CEL: They didn't! Those who had ConnecTV weren't able to see it because of a feud they had with ByaCom. DON: I forgot. EX-CEL: Mikey's upset with me because I wouldn't take Dizzylodeon's offer to shoot the live action show. Now I gotta take a driver's exam to operate a car & motorcycle, as Josh Salazar of course. Ex-Cel drove off back home to the lair. More to come __________________ Mikey drums with nunchucks!