I have a lot of silly old toys.

[Netkeeper]

And I decided to take some pictures.

[Made a new thread due to several pictures being present; that and I may post more. Also wasn't sure if they should go in the TMNT-related toy sections or where to put this at all really so if a mod feels inclined to move it, no problems.]


The true love of every turtle that does machines.


The Donnies gather in their natural habitat.


"WHAT kind of fuel did you say you're using in this thing??"


"This is MY noble steed!"


"This doggy followed me home, can I keep him?"
"Are u for real son dogs are a disaster never keep them"


"Flygon's too weak to ice-types. Now THIS is a real turtle's noble steed."


"See, your problem is that you install too many bloatware apps."


"OK guys, I FINALLY found the perfect noble steed. Now, ON to learning and adventu— DON'T LOOK AT THOSE PEEPS LIKE THAT."


"I'm not even going to help you with that."

[Peanut]

LOL Gabumon with a mobile device! HE LIVES IN THE DIGITAL WORLD, YO!

Also, I would totally expect Big the Cat to be a total dipsh*t with an old cell phone! WAKE UP, GRANDPA! Amirite? Laaaawwwwllll

[Cure]

Everyone needs a hobby, I suppose.

[electric_sheep]

I never had any toys as a kid and the ones that i could i get my hands on i disasembled to see how they work...

[Peanut]

Yeah, right?

"How does this piece of plastic function?"

I always thought about **** like that when I was a kid.

[Netkeeper]

Originally Posted by Peanut

LOL Gabumon with a mobile device! HE LIVES IN THE DIGITAL WORLD, YO!

Also, I would totally expect Big the Cat to be a total dipsh*t with an old cell phone! WAKE UP, GRANDPA! Amirite? Laaaawwwwllll

Hahaha, I actually didn't think about the goofy paradox of a Digimon with a mobile device. He was just the first figure I grabbed that was big enough to "hold" it.

And the phone Big has is actually my dad's. He has a prepaid flip phone and everyone makes fun of him for it. When I saw Big in my box of toys and I'd already taken the picture with Gabumon, I knew it'd be the perfect followup.

[snake]

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Interesting?

[Netkeeper]

Had the feeling I'd take more of these.


Donnie has his very own Kudamon! But wait, what's the significance of this, you ask? Why, they have the same voice actor!


"Too weak to ice-types, he says. Just you wait Donatello, I'll be able to take the cold in no time. Then I'll be your PERFECT noble steed."


"So I WAS right! Playing chess is a GREAT way to teach someone how to fight!"


"...I don't know what to think about this."


"I can't believe I didn't think of it sooner! This is the perfect noble steed for me!"


"We ride together, we die together."


"You called me over here because you thought I'd be able to get you a replacement? What the hell are you doing chewing holes in it?"


"So... did I just create a time paradox?"


"I guess you could say... I've got dragon balls."


I'm 23. This is what I spent all day doing.

[Vundi]

Originally Posted by Netkeeper

"...I don't know what to think about this."

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[Netkeeper]

Pffft, you guys talk like toys aren't meant to be played with.

[Vundi]

Originally Posted by Netkeeper

Pffft, you guys talk like toys aren't meant to be played with.

It's not the playing with the toys that's making this weird for me. It's the themes and captions. You have to know these are whacked out a little.

But hey, all that matters is that you're having fun.

[Eiko]

I love it just shows what a great imagination Netkeeper has.

[Netkeeper]

Originally Posted by Vundi

It's not the playing with the toys that's making this weird for me. It's the themes and captions. You have to know these are whacked out a little.

But hey, all that matters is that you're having fun.

Hells yeah I'm having fun. I spent all of one day doing some of this. IME, it's better than just letting the toys sit and collect dust! Since I don't collect and most of them are in terrible shape, that'd be worthless anyway.

Originally Posted by Eiko

I love it just shows what a great imagination Netkeeper has.

Haha, why thank you. Here, I took more.


"Anybody know how to play this?"
"……….."
"I do."
"Anybody besides Big?”
"…………………….."


"Alright, so does anybody know how to play THIS?"
"That turtle looks like you."
"I can play that."
"No thanks, Big."


"OK, how about this?"
"…I can’t play that."
"Zzzzz."


"Somebody has to know how to play this, surely?"
"I do."
"…Fine, let’s duel, Big."


"…What the shell, Big. Those are all trap cards. And what’s a Digimon card doing there?"
"Oh, sorry."