Growing up in a glass bowl...... - Page 33

**Kali** · 03-12-2002, 09:20 PM

*contemplates turning on the fan anyway*

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-12-2002, 09:34 PM

Oh no you don't! *unplugs fan then cuts cord*

Darn! I'm sleepy. I'm trying to write too...

**Kali** · 03-12-2002, 09:35 PM

Oh, writing when sleeping, could be dangerous. *pours cold water over SC* There? That wake you up?

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-12-2002, 09:45 PM

Nope. I think its the Benadryl I took. This is why I didn't work tonight.

**Kali** · 03-12-2002, 09:48 PM

Ugh, that stuff knocks me out too. But I don't mind as much when I don't have anything to do. It helps me think of fic ideas, but I usually don't have enough strength to lift a pencil.

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-12-2002, 10:06 PM

Yeah, I'm kind of sitting here in a daze...I think I may give up soon and go take a bath. I'd like to take a nap, but I had quite a bit of trouble sleeping last night...I don't want to screw my sleep up any more than it already is.

**azure turtle** · 03-13-2002, 01:45 AM

*quietly sneaks into the thread*
Ooh, it's late, and everyone's asleep!
*snickers*
No one shall suspect me.....
*tip-toes to the Technodrome fridge*
Hmm...let's see. It has to be in here somewhere.
*rummages through the freezer*
Aha! Bingo was the turtle's name-o!
*stares in awe at the pint of rocky road ice cream*
Heh heh heh....mine, all mine!
*runs out of the thread*

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-13-2002, 02:47 AM

I didn't know there was a fridge in here!
*heads over and checks it out*
Ewww! Moldy pizza! When was the last time someone cleaned this thing out?
*starts tossing stuff into garbage can*
I'd better get rid of this before someone decided to use it in a foodfight or something.

**Kali** · 03-13-2002, 11:40 AM

*looks into the fridge as SC's cleaning it out* Hey! Who stole my Rocky Road ice cream?

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-13-2002, 03:33 PM

Don't look at me! I don't really like Rocky Road!

*wipes brow and points to 5 bulging trash bags*

I don't understand. There's more stuff in those bags than there is room in the fridge! And yet there's still stuff in here! There's some sort of anomaly here!

*leans into fridge and emerges holding a marble jar covered in hieroglyphics and topped with a carved baboon head*

Cool! Do you know what this is?!

*doesn't wait for an answer*

Its an Egyptian canopic jar! When they mummified people they'd remove the organs and save some of them in the jars! They put the lungs in the baboon jars.

*pauses*

I wonder if they're still in here?

*starts trying to pry lid off*

Jeez! This thing is worse than a pickle jar!
_________________
"So...I get to stay here with the dead guys? Great." --Raphael, TMNT #2

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**Kali** · 03-13-2002, 03:47 PM

*frowns* And I had a really good answer for that too. Too bad, I telling it anyway.
"Do you know what this is?!"
The crucial piece of evidence we were looking for? The clue which will lead us to the heart of the evil ninja empire?

Do NOT open that in here!!!!

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-13-2002, 03:51 PM

*stops straining to open the lid and looks up at Kali*

Well, maybe the lungs of the evil ninja empire. I haven't cleaned the crisper drawer out yet, maybe the heart is in there!

**Kali** · 03-13-2002, 03:54 PM

*looks at the jar* I swear, if you get that open, I'm so outta here.

**HorseTechie** · 03-13-2002, 04:23 PM

Why not! I mean, not every Egyptian looking jar is gonna plague us with flesh eating bugs and rabid mummies. Of ocurse, unless it's just going to plan turn us into bubbling piles of ooze like in Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark.

*grabs Cyborg Don* He can open it for yah!

**azure turtle** · 03-13-2002, 05:25 PM

Ewwww.....opening such jars will only stink up the joint. And we may get a mummy or two to come after us. I'm not trained to fight ancient mummies, so if that's the case, I'm hiding behind my crate of mangoes

**Machias Banshee** · 03-13-2002, 05:27 PM

There they are!

*runs to crate of mangoes and tries to pick it up*

Ngh!Whys this so heavy! EWWWWWWwwwww One of the mangoes went bad! Its BLUE!!!

**azure turtle** · 03-13-2002, 05:29 PM

What?! That's impossible!
*tastes the blue mango*
Hey, it's still good....

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-13-2002, 05:55 PM

You guys are such wimps!

*shakes jar and listens*

Dang! I can't tell whether there is anything in there or not!

**Kali** · 03-13-2002, 05:55 PM

*peeks in* Has she opened it yet?

*sees azure eating a blue mango* Ewwwwww.....

Actually, the mummy thing reminds me of something that happened when I was watching my brother play EverQuest the other day. Bunches of mummies came out of nowhere and started attacking people. Dozens of them. I wonder if a GM opened one of those jars...

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-13-2002, 06:01 PM

*SC kneels down on the floor squeezing the jar between her thighs and grasping the top with both hands*

Okay. One...two...three!

*POP!*

*the lid comes off in her hands and she falls backwards to the floor, the contents of the jar oozing out onto her stomach*

03-12-2002, 09:34 PM	#642
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Oh no you don't! unplugs fan then cuts cord Darn! I'm sleepy. I'm trying to write too... __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

03-12-2002, 09:45 PM	#644
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Nope. I think its the Benadryl I took. This is why I didn't work tonight. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

03-12-2002, 10:06 PM	#646
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Yeah, I'm kind of sitting here in a daze...I think I may give up soon and go take a bath. I'd like to take a nap, but I had quite a bit of trouble sleeping last night...I don't want to screw my sleep up any more than it already is. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

03-13-2002, 01:45 AM	#647
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	quietly sneaks into the thread Ooh, it's late, and everyone's asleep! snickers No one shall suspect me..... tip-toes to the Technodrome fridge Hmm...let's see. It has to be in here somewhere. rummages through the freezer Aha! Bingo was the turtle's name-o! stares in awe at the pint of rocky road ice cream Heh heh heh....mine, all mine! runs out of the thread __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-13-2002, 02:47 AM	#648
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	I didn't know there was a fridge in here! heads over and checks it out Ewww! Moldy pizza! When was the last time someone cleaned this thing out? starts tossing stuff into garbage can I'd better get rid of this before someone decided to use it in a foodfight or something. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

03-12-2002, 09:20 PM	#641
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	contemplates turning on the fan anyway

03-12-2002, 09:35 PM	#643
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Oh, writing when sleeping, could be dangerous. pours cold water over SC There? That wake you up?

03-12-2002, 09:48 PM	#645
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Ugh, that stuff knocks me out too. But I don't mind as much when I don't have anything to do. It helps me think of fic ideas, but I usually don't have enough strength to lift a pencil.

03-13-2002, 11:40 AM	#649
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	looks into the fridge as SC's cleaning it out Hey! Who stole my Rocky Road ice cream?

03-13-2002, 03:33 PM	#650
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Don't look at me! I don't really like Rocky Road! wipes brow and points to 5 bulging trash bags I don't understand. There's more stuff in those bags than there is room in the fridge! And yet there's still stuff in here! There's some sort of anomaly here! leans into fridge and emerges holding a marble jar covered in hieroglyphics and topped with a carved baboon head Cool! Do you know what this is?! doesn't wait for an answer Its an Egyptian canopic jar! When they mummified people they'd remove the organs and save some of them in the jars! They put the lungs in the baboon jars. pauses I wonder if they're still in here? starts trying to pry lid off Jeez! This thing is worse than a pickle jar! _________________ "So...I get to stay here with the dead guys? Great." --Raphael, TMNT #2 <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Skeletoncrew on 2002-03-13 16:41 ]</font>

03-13-2002, 03:47 PM	#651
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	frowns And I had a really good answer for that too. Too bad, I telling it anyway. "Do you know what this is?!" The crucial piece of evidence we were looking for? The clue which will lead us to the heart of the evil ninja empire? Do NOT open that in here!!!!

03-13-2002, 03:51 PM	#652
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	stops straining to open the lid and looks up at Kali Well, maybe the lungs of the evil ninja empire. I haven't cleaned the crisper drawer out yet, maybe the heart is in there! __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

03-13-2002, 03:54 PM	#653
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	looks at the jar I swear, if you get that open, I'm so outta here.

03-13-2002, 04:23 PM	#654
HorseTechie Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Midwest Posts: 5,677	Why not! I mean, not every Egyptian looking jar is gonna plague us with flesh eating bugs and rabid mummies. Of ocurse, unless it's just going to plan turn us into bubbling piles of ooze like in Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark. grabs Cyborg Don He can open it for yah!

03-13-2002, 05:25 PM	#655
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	Ewwww.....opening such jars will only stink up the joint. And we may get a mummy or two to come after us. I'm not trained to fight ancient mummies, so if that's the case, I'm hiding behind my crate of mangoes __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-13-2002, 05:27 PM	#656
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	There they are! runs to crate of mangoes and tries to pick it up Ngh!Whys this so heavy! EWWWWWWwwwww One of the mangoes went bad! Its BLUE!!!

03-13-2002, 05:29 PM	#657
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	What?! That's impossible! tastes the blue mango Hey, it's still good.... __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

03-13-2002, 05:55 PM	#658
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	You guys are such wimps! shakes jar and listens Dang! I can't tell whether there is anything in there or not! __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

03-13-2002, 05:55 PM	#659
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	peeks in Has she opened it yet? sees azure eating a blue mango Ewwwwww..... Actually, the mummy thing reminds me of something that happened when I was watching my brother play EverQuest the other day. Bunches of mummies came out of nowhere and started attacking people. Dozens of them. I wonder if a GM opened one of those jars...

03-13-2002, 06:01 PM	#660
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	SC kneels down on the floor squeezing the jar between her thighs and grasping the top with both hands Okay. One...two...three! POP! the lid comes off in her hands and she falls backwards to the floor, the contents of the jar oozing out onto her stomach __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

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