What Grinds Your Gears? :)

[Leo656]

I'll bet. Tell them hens to quit with the cacklin' and make with some scrambled eggs.

[Netkeeper]

Keep ****ing that chicken Leo!

[Leo656]

.................whaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuu--...

[Netkeeper]

[Leo656]

Oooohhhhh yeeeaaahhh I forgot all about that!

"Maybe I shouldn't have had that second scotch..."

[Netkeeper]

The chicken never forgot.

[Leo656]

That reminds me of that Jerky Boys skit, "1000 Chickens Trilogy"...

"You gonna kill these chickens?"
"Yeah, we're gonna kill 'em, after we... y'know... **** 'em a little..."

Eh screw it.

Spoiler:

"You put little clothes on the f***ers so they look nice."

[BubblyShell22]

Never really dealt with wolf-whistles or cat-calls myself. I don't know if I'd be annoyed or flattered, but I'd try to be polite about it if someone did it to me.

My gear grind: They said we were supposed to get possible severe storms last night and we got nothing. I swear, weather people don't know sh*t.

[IndigoErth]

Almost out of shampoo, but I got enough into my hand to wash my hair. At the moment, I was thinking about how I need to do the legs too. So I rubbed my hands together, bent down and slathered the shampoo all over my legs - then stopped, saying, "Awww, what the hell."

So today's grind... mild blonde moments.

Also the mosquito hiding out in the shower waiting to take advantage.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

LOL, Indigo, sweetie, just for future reference- always start at the top and work your way down! Also a helpful tip- if you run out of shampoo, if you have body wash, or a shower gel, that will work in a pinch. Pretty much anything that works on the skin will work on hair too, though I don't recommend regular soap unless there is NOTHING else. It strips your hair like you wouldn't believe.... When I run out, I use the body wash on my hair, and it does just fine.

[BubblyShell22]

What grinds my gears: When my sis calls and tells me stuff I don't want to hear. Sorry, but I don't want to hear how much urine you have in your catheter bag. Just disgusting to hear stuff like that. Keep that sh*t to yourself. Thankfully, it's supposed to come out next Friday and I hope it does because I don't want to hear about that stuff.

[IndigoErth]

Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

LOL, Indigo, sweetie, just for future reference- always start at the top and work your way down! Also a helpful tip- if you run out of shampoo, if you have body wash, or a shower gel, that will work in a pinch. Pretty much anything that works on the skin will work on hair too, though I don't recommend regular soap unless there is NOTHING else. It strips your hair like you wouldn't believe.... When I run out, I use the body wash on my hair, and it does just fine.

Ah, good tip on the body wash, thanks.

Generally I do the legs last so the skin soaks first, but.. I dunno. lol Was annoyed to have wasted the shampoo I needed.

[Leo656]

Bubbly: Gotta confess I'm awful with doing stuff like that to people. One time my sister called while I was having sex with my wife, and I indulged her for about two full minutes before I cut her off and explained why I couldn't talk. She thought I just had the TV on. My wife's all "Hey, Laura!" and my sister's like "Oooookay, I'm just gonna call you guys later."

I just like messing with people when I see a golden opportunity.

[Cure]

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

grossness

You wish she kept it to herself and yet YOU didn't keep it to yourself.

[Leo656]

Hah! Interesting point! I was so entranced by the details of the story I failed to pause and consider the irony of it all.

[MsMarvelDuckie]

Well, this IS a thread about gear-grinds, and that certainly qualifies, so what's your point, man?

And Leo, you're despicable.... And that's why we love you, LOL!!

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

And Leo, you're despicable.... And that's why we love you, LOL!!

Spoiler:

[Mayhem]

Duck season, fire!!!

Only a small grind here, but having to "experience" the boring yearly mini conference put on at work. At least it's split over Monday, Wednesday and Friday, instead of being all in a row before. And I'll be late for the start today, due to picking up my hire car again.

[ProactiveMan]

Sort of pertinent to an earlier conversation, but I don't get people who yell things at you out of their car window. Doppler effect ya jerks! I'm sure it's uproariously funny and/or devastatingly insulting, but I can't understand a word your saying.

[BubblyShell22]

Originally Posted by Leo656

Bubbly: Gotta confess I'm awful with doing stuff like that to people. One time my sister called while I was having sex with my wife, and I indulged her for about two full minutes before I cut her off and explained why I couldn't talk. She thought I just had the TV on. My wife's all "Hey, Laura!" and my sister's like "Oooookay, I'm just gonna call you guys later."

I just like messing with people when I see a golden opportunity.

That's funny, Leo, but I would expect that of you anyway because you love messing with people. And you do it in a funny way. But this was different because she wasn't joking about it and was acting so amazed that her bladder could hold that much. I'm like, "Yeah, it can, so what?"

Originally Posted by Cure

You wish she kept it to herself and yet YOU didn't keep it to yourself.

As Duckie said, this is the gear grinder thread, and it made me mad that she did that, so I decided to post it. F*ck off.