Near death expierences - Page 3

*Mr. Snackpants* · 11-14-2003, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fraggle

im alive and well and kicking but the thing is your gonna belive me but my body is just like wolverine it heals really fast not like in 10 seconds but for eg wen i broke my little finger it healed in 1 day!!

Im a supernatural or wat my year 6 teacher called me dead (because in year 6 we were checking every1s heart beat and pulse and when it came to me there nothing i even went to the docs they couldn't find anything.

c ya hope u post sum great comments (thanks ben and ninja girl yr messages r very supportive)

also i can see y i don't hav a gf im a freak!!

You broke a finger and it healed in one day!!! I dont think it was broken....

Dinny · 11-14-2003, 02:36 PM

I have a broken finger and its taking 6 WEEKS, Fraggle must use miracle grow plant food on his fingers or summin.

*Mr. Snackpants* · 11-14-2003, 02:44 PM

or it coulda been jammed or something and he thought it was broken

Fraggle · 11-14-2003, 03:03 PM

it was definaty broken i had a x ray to prove it was broken right down the middle also dinny i don't use plant grow the only thing i do which is a bit weird is that i eat a lot of choclate

Dinny · 11-14-2003, 03:06 PM

I should try that, I need mine fixed so I can play rugby.

**Machias Banshee** · 11-14-2003, 03:16 PM

Ahh, another superhuman healer...

Fraggle, if what you say is true, I might suggest getting your hormone levels checked.
Lesee...my lil list...

Almost was killed by my doctor when he misdiagnosed my borderline Lyme Disease. I had a 105* fever more times than i care to be told about...

I have a condition where I will never stop growing.
I am 20, 6'1" and STILL getting Taller.
I survived a near-fatal bloodclot in 1/3 of my leg (If a piece had been jarred loose and gone into my brain or lung, I would not be here at all) within a few months (it usually takes about a year)
I recovered from a motorcycle accident (dislocated as well as separated shoulder, nasty roadrash) within a month (should have been 3+ months, even the physical therapy people called me "superhuman"

)
I still have my scar from the accident, but any other injuries i get, i heal very quickly.
And... I rarely get sick, and when I do it is more often or not something severe.

Dinny · 11-14-2003, 03:19 PM

I havent thrown up in 3 years

Fraggle · 11-14-2003, 04:08 PM

thats just like me i have never been ill eg sick or had a cold or flu nothing never had a day off school or college i have a 100% record for school and college!!!! also i still hav my scar from my hernia operation

Fraggle · 11-14-2003, 04:14 PM

atcully thats one thing which is really scary i don't do any sports at all except i watch wrestling and football (soccer) and like i do running about 5 times a year thats it, because in college i study animal care and all i do is clean animals which isn't physically demanding.

InsaneZane · 11-14-2003, 05:01 PM

ok... im not even gonna try to lie on this one....
I was trying to score a half-ounce bag of marijuana, and i found the hook-up in a place called Avington apt. "ghetto" neighborhood.
i paid about $45. then while i was leaving, a black juvinille held a pistol to my head ordering that i give him the weed.

being the dumb-@$$ white boy i am, i conter-struck, disarming the prick, i picked up his gun, shot him in the left knee, he fell to the ground, screaming in pain, I took the weed out of my pocket, opened the bag, then i said,"You want the weed? You fu*king punk??" and I spilled the weed all over the guy, "You can have it!" then i threw the bag down, kicked him in the head and ran out of the neighborhood as fast as I could.

Normally, I wouldnt throw away weed like that, but I was so Outraged that someone would threaten to kill me over a half-ounce, i didnt think twice.
In case you're wondering, I did get rid of the gun, I copied all the movies and threw it in a postal Mail Box.

This is a lesson for you youngens.... drugs only lead to trouble

MTN889 · 11-14-2003, 05:15 PM

Nice huge avatar of naked bart.

InsaneZane · 11-14-2003, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTN889

Nice huge avatar of naked bart.

its a Simsons play on the 'Nirvana' album "Nevermind"
where a baby is swimming after a dollar bill

*Mars-Chan* · 11-14-2003, 05:25 PM

Which episode was that?
*goes into her "Simpsons" fan mode and serches out the episode*

*Anarky* · 11-14-2003, 05:30 PM

it was in no episode prolly fanart.

my expreiences

i was once under water for two and a half minutes

i almost fell from the 4th floor

i got run over by a car. i smashed its windshield, got up again, started swearing. ripped of his you-know-the-mirrors-on-the-side-of-the-car, sweared some more. went off the street and collapsed. next thing i know is that i'm in emergency surgery and those people just finished picking glass shards out of my arms an back. nothing was broken but a lot hurt.

11-14-2003, 03:03 PM	#44
Fraggle Thug Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England,UK Posts: 69	it was definaty broken i had a x ray to prove it was broken right down the middle also dinny i don't use plant grow the only thing i do which is a bit weird is that i eat a lot of choclate __________________ I'm Proud To Be Christian it Changed my Life !!!

11-14-2003, 04:08 PM	#48
Fraggle Thug Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England,UK Posts: 69	thats just like me i have never been ill eg sick or had a cold or flu nothing never had a day off school or college i have a 100% record for school and college!!!! also i still hav my scar from my hernia operation __________________ I'm Proud To Be Christian it Changed my Life !!!

11-14-2003, 04:14 PM	#49
Fraggle Thug Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: England,UK Posts: 69	atcully thats one thing which is really scary i don't do any sports at all except i watch wrestling and football (soccer) and like i do running about 5 times a year thats it, because in college i study animal care and all i do is clean animals which isn't physically demanding. __________________ I'm Proud To Be Christian it Changed my Life !!!

11-14-2003, 05:01 PM	#50
InsaneZane Mad Scientist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Silent Hill Posts: 1,198	ok... im not even gonna try to lie on this one.... I was trying to score a half-ounce bag of marijuana, and i found the hook-up in a place called Avington apt. "ghetto" neighborhood. i paid about $45. then while i was leaving, a black juvinille held a pistol to my head ordering that i give him the weed. being the dumb-@$$ white boy i am, i conter-struck, disarming the prick, i picked up his gun, shot him in the left knee, he fell to the ground, screaming in pain, I took the weed out of my pocket, opened the bag, then i said,"You want the weed? You fu*king punk??" and I spilled the weed all over the guy, "You can have it!" then i threw the bag down, kicked him in the head and ran out of the neighborhood as fast as I could. Normally, I wouldnt throw away weed like that, but I was so Outraged that someone would threaten to kill me over a half-ounce, i didnt think twice. In case you're wondering, I did get rid of the gun, I copied all the movies and threw it in a postal Mail Box. This is a lesson for you youngens.... drugs only lead to trouble __________________

11-14-2003, 05:25 PM	#53
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Which episode was that? goes into her "Simpsons" fan mode and serches out the episode __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

11-14-2003, 02:36 PM	#42
Dinny Stone Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 774	I have a broken finger and its taking 6 WEEKS, Fraggle must use miracle grow plant food on his fingers or summin.

11-14-2003, 02:44 PM	#43
Mr. Snackpants Keep cool my babies! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mount Pleasant Posts: 2,239	or it coulda been jammed or something and he thought it was broken

11-14-2003, 03:06 PM	#45
Dinny Stone Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 774	I should try that, I need mine fixed so I can play rugby.

11-14-2003, 03:16 PM	#46
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Ahh, another superhuman healer... Fraggle, if what you say is true, I might suggest getting your hormone levels checked. Lesee...my lil list... Almost was killed by my doctor when he misdiagnosed my borderline Lyme Disease. I had a 105* fever more times than i care to be told about... I have a condition where I will never stop growing. I am 20, 6'1" and STILL getting Taller. I survived a near-fatal bloodclot in 1/3 of my leg (If a piece had been jarred loose and gone into my brain or lung, I would not be here at all) within a few months (it usually takes about a year) I recovered from a motorcycle accident (dislocated as well as separated shoulder, nasty roadrash) within a month (should have been 3+ months, even the physical therapy people called me "superhuman" ) I still have my scar from the accident, but any other injuries i get, i heal very quickly. And... I rarely get sick, and when I do it is more often or not something severe.

11-14-2003, 03:19 PM	#47
Dinny Stone Warrior Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 774	I havent thrown up in 3 years

11-14-2003, 05:15 PM	#51
MTN889 Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I would tell you, but i fear an attack of AOL Trial CDs. Posts: 665	Nice huge avatar of naked bart.

11-14-2003, 05:30 PM	#54
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	it was in no episode prolly fanart. my expreiences i was once under water for two and a half minutes i almost fell from the 4th floor i got run over by a car. i smashed its windshield, got up again, started swearing. ripped of his you-know-the-mirrors-on-the-side-of-the-car, sweared some more. went off the street and collapsed. next thing i know is that i'm in emergency surgery and those people just finished picking glass shards out of my arms an back. nothing was broken but a lot hurt.

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