Will Smith slaps Chris Rock at Oscars

~~Leo656~~ · 03-29-2022, 08:15 PM

Couldn't slap all the guys who f*cked Jada, so... gotta slap somebody, I guess.

All jokes aside, how badly do you think this guy wishes he'd gotten a prenup?

I mean, divorce rates are over 70%, studies show that women cheat more than ever (and way more than men do if we go solely by self-reporting), and the average celebrity marriage lasts less than 5 years.

What kind of idiot - especially a Rich Idiot - doesn't get a prenup? I don't wanna hear any of that sentimental horse sh*t about "Well, asking for a prenup just shows upfront that you don't trust your partner and you expect the marriage to fail." News Flash: Statistically, no matter who you are, your marriage IS going to fail, you've literally got 3-out-of-10 odds in your favor, which is nothing, and so not protecting yourself is f*cking insane. "Love" is a chemical stimuli in the brain triggered by the urge to procreate, and that sh*t fades in a hurry. It's not real, so people shouldn't make major life decisions based on the sh*t they learned from Disney cartoons. That's how you lose half your sh*t.

Dude probably would'a left her trifling ass by now if he wasn't scared she'd walk away with $100 million of his money. Always Get The Prenup, Dumbass.

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03-29-2022, 08:15 PM	#11
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Couldn't slap all the guys who fcked Jada, so... gotta slap somebody, I guess. All jokes aside, how badly do you think this guy wishes he'd gotten a prenup? I mean, divorce rates are over 70%, studies show that women cheat more than ever (and way more than men do if we go solely by self-reporting), and the average celebrity marriage lasts less than 5 years. What kind of idiot - especially a Rich Idiot - doesn't get a prenup? I don't wanna hear any of that sentimental horse sht about "Well, asking for a prenup just shows upfront that you don't trust your partner and you expect the marriage to fail." News Flash: Statistically, no matter who you are, your marriage IS going to fail, you've literally got 3-out-of-10 odds in your favor, which is nothing, and so not protecting yourself is fcking insane. "Love" is a chemical stimuli in the brain triggered by the urge to procreate, and that sht fades in a hurry. It's not real, so people shouldn't make major life decisions based on the sht they learned from Disney cartoons. That's how you lose half your sht. Dude probably would'a left her trifling ass by now if he wasn't scared she'd walk away with $100 million of his money. Always Get The Prenup, Dumbass.