What is your Battle Cry?

[Machias Banshee]

ROFL!!!

I saw this thread, read it, and just couldnt resist!

lesee...

User Name:
~Zang! Who is that, stalking amidst the terrain! It is Machias Banshee, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a cruel scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until the laws of physics are violated!!!"


First User Name:
~Prowling across the cliffs, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Machias! And she gives a booming grunt:

"For the love of beatings, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"


Varied forms of RL Name:
~"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring darkness and mayhem like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

~"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"

~"I'm going to contort you so hard, you'll age fifty years!"


and my personal favorite..

Full User Name:
~Who is that, striding across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Machias Mae Banshee, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She cries homicidally:

"I'm going to spank you so hard, Buddha will explode!"