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02-16-2004, 08:20 PM
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Voltron's State of the Career Address: ITS TOTAL CRAP!
Hey, if anyone here is going to be in the Philadelphia area, I'll be performing at the "Laff House" on South Street. Stop by and boo me off stage.
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02-16-2004, 08:21 PM
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What day would that be? I'll come with you.
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02-16-2004, 08:25 PM
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What a disaster that would be...
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02-16-2004, 08:26 PM
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Chances are you'll be so bad, you'll get your ass kicked in some alleyway and I'll have to find a way home. However, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
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02-16-2004, 08:27 PM
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To leave me at the mercy at the hands of some street thugs? Thanks, pal.
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02-16-2004, 08:30 PM
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You should know better than anyone that because of my current lifestyle, all of my physical strength is housed in my thumbs. Unless I can wreck lives using only my thumbs, I can't help you in any way, heh.
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02-16-2004, 08:32 PM
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Thats the most pathetic excuse I ever heard.
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02-16-2004, 08:34 PM
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I'm no Alucard, that's for damn sure.
You can always bring your secret knife, or I could bring my sword. |
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02-16-2004, 08:43 PM
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^ 1337 G4M3R
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02-16-2004, 08:46 PM
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^ is very observant.
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02-16-2004, 08:50 PM
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No, you're a nerd. We'll get our asses kicked after I say something totally unacceptable and this time Dave Thomas wont be there to save us.
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02-16-2004, 08:54 PM
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You're right. I guess blasphemy in the Laff House would be a no-go. Only Wendy's can we do that. I guess if I bring my GBA, I can stay quiet and not say anything racist by accident.
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02-16-2004, 08:56 PM
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With the way this place is shaping up, not even that will save your ass.
Oh yeah, this is going to be a tough one to pull off... It's like fate is against me on this one. South Street is definatley NOT the place to make a debut. Now I need to reconsider...
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02-16-2004, 09:13 PM
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Yeah, it's a bumpy road the whole way through. The trekk through South Street to get to the place, they probably have a bouncer at the door who may just shoot us on spot, and inside is the 7th level of hell.
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02-16-2004, 09:14 PM
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Good luck, you are one funny dude.
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02-16-2004, 09:17 PM
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Quote:
But now I need to find a new comedy club. If only I weren't pigmentally challenged...
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02-16-2004, 09:53 PM
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My God...now "albino" has a politically correct term for it.
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02-16-2004, 09:59 PM
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I'm buying a plane ticket Philadelphia now.
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02-16-2004, 10:01 PM
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Don't bother. Chances are we won't go. We would rather not get shot and die in a dark alley on South Street.
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02-16-2004, 10:03 PM
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Bullets don't hurt me.
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