Fantastic Four Script Review

[Taloniss]

Victor Van Damn is the Vain Megalomaniac European Businessman who runs VANDAMN INDUSTRIES and is the type of guy who doesn’t throw millions at an idea unless he sees billions coming back at him

I bet Jean Claude Van Damn will play DOOM~!. Since when is DOOM~! a business man? And I always pictured DOOM~! as the type of guy to not so much throw money at a situation, but throw an energy bolt at it.