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05-18-2005, 02:25 PM
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I've just read that...it HAS to be some kind of joke...
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05-18-2005, 02:52 PM
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As much as I wish to tell you that it was a joke, I can't. Since it isn't.
The only thing left to do is to find out what's worse. The lamprey or "Gender Foresting"?
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05-18-2005, 04:25 PM
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thats awesome. i love the simpsons. |
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05-18-2005, 04:39 PM
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God, the conseratives are going to kick them to hell at the election...
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05-18-2005, 04:42 PM
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Oh, thank God! I was waiting for someone to figure this out. I've been taking my girlfriend on dates to the middle of the forest for months now and she's been absolutely furious with me. I guess no more tree climb socials for us.
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05-22-2005, 12:18 PM
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Anyhow, I found out that the Gender-foresting **** is part of something bigger. Gender Mainstreaming that stuff is called. Other studies proove: - Men and Women have different reproductive organs - machinewritten letters are best when they begin with Dear Sir or Madam - living also has a gender What are they thinking? Are they thinking?
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05-22-2005, 02:20 PM
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As a woman, my first instincts wouldn't be to walk around barefoot and pet animals. It would be more like "I have to pee, but no way in hell I'm gonna drop trou here. I wonder how far it is to the nearest rasthof." Then I'd probably kick a rock for half an hour, then set traps and trip-wires for my fellow survey-takers.
And to maintain equilibrium in Nordrheinwestfalen's ecosystem, I'm going to drive up there and consume 0.1% of their Lamprey population. Are those things even edible? Guess I'll find out.
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05-22-2005, 02:36 PM
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Well, I guess you can eat Lamprey. But they are a bit small though. I think it's be better if we built a dam up there so that there isn't a need for a bridge. No water, no bridge. Problem solved.
I just called my somewhat-girlfriend and told her about this and then she said "See, I could tell you were always wondering, where my you-know-what is" after I mentionned the different reproductive organs. 
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