Russian lake dissapears..

*Raph's Girl* · 05-20-2005, 02:39 AM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050519/...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl

A Russian village was left baffled Thursday after its lake disappeared overnight.

NTV television showed pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in summer sun, while fishermen from the village of Bolotnikovo looked on disconsolately.

"It is very dangerous. If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost no chance of survival. The trees flew downwards, under the ground," said Dmitry Zaitsev, a local Emergencies Ministry official interviewed by the channel.

Officials in Nizhegorodskaya region, on the Volga river east of Moscow, said water in the lake might have been sucked down into an underground water-course or cave system, but some villagers had more sinister explanations.

"I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.

Raph's Girl note: Yes lady... we stole your lake...very sneaky of us to steal a lake overnight...

*Anarky* · 05-20-2005, 02:48 AM

Bwahaha! You americans sure are bastards. I'll tell the German media now. Guess what? Try to look for your lakes, there might be one missing. I just checked my window and it's still there. Want proof?

*Raph's Girl* · 05-20-2005, 02:55 AM

Just you wait! Konigs See is next on our list!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

**GK Punk** · 05-20-2005, 02:57 AM

I think we all know who stole the Lake.

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*Anarky* · 05-20-2005, 02:59 AM

Cobra? The bastards? I'm going to tell German Media again. cobra will bow before teh German media with their awesome propagandinator (TM).

*Raph's Girl* · 05-20-2005, 03:17 AM

Cobra Commander's from the arctic...what does he need with a lake when he can just get snow from where he's from???

**GK Punk** · 05-20-2005, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Raph's Girl

Cobra Commander's from the arctic...what does he need with a lake when he can just get snow from where he's from???

...Not necissarily... He's from the States accourding to the Comics and Toyline. Plus he's a terrorist, that was the joke

*That Matt Guy* · 05-20-2005, 03:27 AM

All your lakes are belong to us....

it had to be said.

*Voltron* · 05-20-2005, 09:40 AM

Someone set up us the lake!

Indeed it did. And I'm a tad worried that when something like this happens, people blame America. We don't have anti-lake bombs! When will this all end.

"Reuters- Jesus the Christ appeared in the sky over the major cities of the world today dividing people into two groups, the "Saved" and the "Goners." While experts are baffled as to what could be causing this phenomenon, numerous nations have already pointed the finger at America."

*KROW* · 05-20-2005, 09:50 AM

Oh, come on. Everyone knows the lake was spiked with vodka and it was drained at a house party held recently over there. Jeez.

*Sewer Bull* · 05-20-2005, 01:55 PM

I think Ernst Stavro Blofeld did that. He's going to suck all sources of potable water and return it for a humongous ransom. That was just a practice.

*DrSpengler* · 05-20-2005, 03:36 PM

Personally, I think this is just another one of Megatron's evil schemes to turn all of the Earth's lakes into energon cubes, with which he can power a giant death-ray to annihilate the Autobots once and for all.

But I wouldn't be worried, he'll probably install a big self-destruct or something.

Doppleganger · 05-25-2005, 08:33 PM

Well good thing I live near one of the largest lake systems in the world.

Ain't no way any nasty American will take away our lakes. Oh wait! Lake Michigan is in America.

*Dr. Doom* · 05-26-2005, 11:40 AM

The lake now has a nice home in the Latverian country side. -=Cackle=-

05-27-2005, 08:42 AM

I should have known it was Dr. Doom! Damn you! *waves fist*

A whole lake disapearing over night is really weird. And here I thought it was a joke when I heard a month ago that America is planning to steal fresh water lakes from various countries.

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All your lakes are belong to us....

Indeed.

Quote:

"Reuters- Jesus the Christ appeared in the sky over the major cities of the world today dividing people into two groups, the "Saved" and the "Goners." While experts are baffled as to what could be causing this phenomenon, numerous nations have already pointed the finger at America."

It's funny because America actually would get fingers pointed at them!

05-20-2005, 02:39 AM	#1
Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	Russian lake dissapears.. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050519/...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl A Russian village was left baffled Thursday after its lake disappeared overnight. NTV television showed pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in summer sun, while fishermen from the village of Bolotnikovo looked on disconsolately. "It is very dangerous. If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost no chance of survival. The trees flew downwards, under the ground," said Dmitry Zaitsev, a local Emergencies Ministry official interviewed by the channel. Officials in Nizhegorodskaya region, on the Volga river east of Moscow, said water in the lake might have been sucked down into an underground water-course or cave system, but some villagers had more sinister explanations. "I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house. Raph's Girl note: Yes lady... we stole your lake...very sneaky of us to steal a lake overnight... __________________

05-20-2005, 02:48 AM	#2
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Bwahaha! You americans sure are bastards. I'll tell the German media now. Guess what? Try to look for your lakes, there might be one missing. I just checked my window and it's still there. Want proof? __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

05-20-2005, 02:55 AM	#3
Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	Just you wait! Konigs See is next on our list!! MUAHAHAHAHA!! __________________

05-20-2005, 02:59 AM	#5
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Cobra? The bastards? I'm going to tell German Media again. cobra will bow before teh German media with their awesome propagandinator (TM). __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

05-20-2005, 03:17 AM	#6
Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	Cobra Commander's from the arctic...what does he need with a lake when he can just get snow from where he's from??? __________________

05-20-2005, 02:57 AM	#4
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	I think we all know who stole the Lake. <-----

05-20-2005, 03:27 AM	#8
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	All your lakes are belong to us.... it had to be said.

05-20-2005, 09:40 AM	#9
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Someone set up us the lake! Indeed it did. And I'm a tad worried that when something like this happens, people blame America. We don't have anti-lake bombs! When will this all end. "Reuters- Jesus the Christ appeared in the sky over the major cities of the world today dividing people into two groups, the "Saved" and the "Goners." While experts are baffled as to what could be causing this phenomenon, numerous nations have already pointed the finger at America." __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

05-20-2005, 09:50 AM	#10
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	Oh, come on. Everyone knows the lake was spiked with vodka and it was drained at a house party held recently over there. Jeez. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

05-20-2005, 01:55 PM	#11
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	I think Ernst Stavro Blofeld did that. He's going to suck all sources of potable water and return it for a humongous ransom. That was just a practice.

05-20-2005, 03:36 PM	#12
DrSpengler Foot Elite Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,842	Personally, I think this is just another one of Megatron's evil schemes to turn all of the Earth's lakes into energon cubes, with which he can power a giant death-ray to annihilate the Autobots once and for all. But I wouldn't be worried, he'll probably install a big self-destruct or something.

05-25-2005, 08:33 PM	#13
Doppleganger Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 687	Well good thing I live near one of the largest lake systems in the world. Ain't no way any nasty American will take away our lakes. Oh wait! Lake Michigan is in America. __________________

05-26-2005, 11:40 AM	#14
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	The lake now has a nice home in the Latverian country side. -=Cackle=- __________________ I love you, Pickle.

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