Michael Jackson verdict announced

[Mecha Cow]

I can't remember the booze-bit, but he said that he shared his bed with a child. But sharing a bed with a child doesn't necessarily mean you're a pedophile, right? And if sharing a bed with a kid is a crime, then every parent on this planet should be put in prison (remember when you had nightmares as a kid?).

That's true, sharing a bed with a child does not immediately make someone a pedophile. However, it doesn't exactly help his case. I can say that if I had children and discovered they had shared a bed with an adult stranger, I would beat the crap out of the guy without a second thought.

He might not have had any sexual intentions, but he really should have known better.