Freakishly ugly good guys

Space Lieutenant Josh · 05-14-2006, 12:41 PM

Yeah, that's a shame, isn't it?

Actually, making Will Smith and Tom Cruise ugly would be contrary to my cause. Seeing less of them in hero roles and more of Steve Buscemi and Jason Alexander (neither of which are freaks, but both of whom would be guys who, upon sleeping with them, star****er girls would say they slept with "the guy from Reservoir Dogs" or "the guy from Pretty Woman") in these roles would change everyone's viewpoint of what a hero has to be. Why should they be so glamorous? Why not average-looking people?

I dunno, it probably won't happen, and I won't hold my breath. But I can dream...

---Josh

*Katie* · 05-14-2006, 01:11 PM

hehe I guess since Hollywood is Fantasyland anyway you might as well have a nice looking fantasy.

I'm with you though. All those really Beutiful star-types just give me a complex. I'll never be skinny enough, blonde enough, or tall enough. *shrugs* I never went for the Ken-doll types anyways. I'm average...and my guy (though I think he's amazing) is average too.

Hooray for Average people!

*KROW* · 05-14-2006, 08:41 PM

What about Dark Man, Swamp Thing, Roger Daltrey?

05-14-2006, 01:11 PM	#2
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	hehe I guess since Hollywood is Fantasyland anyway you might as well have a nice looking fantasy. I'm with you though. All those really Beutiful star-types just give me a complex. I'll never be skinny enough, blonde enough, or tall enough. shrugs I never went for the Ken-doll types anyways. I'm average...and my guy (though I think he's amazing) is average too. Hooray for Average people! __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

05-14-2006, 08:41 PM	#3
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	What about Dark Man, Swamp Thing, Roger Daltrey? __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

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05-14-2006, 12:41 PM	#1
Space Lieutenant Josh Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Village of Rock'n Kick-Ass Posts: 492	Yeah, that's a shame, isn't it? Actually, making Will Smith and Tom Cruise ugly would be contrary to my cause. Seeing less of them in hero roles and more of Steve Buscemi and Jason Alexander (neither of which are freaks, but both of whom would be guys who, upon sleeping with them, star****er girls would say they slept with "the guy from Reservoir Dogs" or "the guy from Pretty Woman") in these roles would change everyone's viewpoint of what a hero has to be. Why should they be so glamorous? Why not average-looking people? I dunno, it probably won't happen, and I won't hold my breath. But I can dream... ---Josh