Classic Drome threads - Page 2

**Barkworm** · 05-12-2006, 02:11 AM

It wouldn't be a "Classic Drome threads"-thread without the genius that is Voltron so I put together a small sample of this man's outstanding work:

A Milestone for everyone's favorite member!

Florida and why I kicked it's ass. This thread is not only hilarious but also historically important since it had documented Ai's unhealthy love for Asian people long before he even joined these forums. MUST-READ!!!

Let's face it.This thread is classic because it contains what has to be the single greatest post ever:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltron

Man, you make one statement and you people lash out like I'm the anti-christ! So I called you stupid, boo hoo! When I say I want 80's lingo like "Mondo Bummer" in it I dont mean that the entire thing should be frickin revamped to my specifications. Take it down a notch, children! It's an opinion.
So I don't like the Turtle comms being called Shell Phones, nor do I find April being a preppy bitch helping any either. Hell, I'm a kid at heart and I just want to see things get beat up and stabbed. Am I the only one who thinks sensless and uncalled for violence would make a great cartoon? Stories are good, but these are ninjas! THey should operate without reason or cause. They should punch people in the face, especially vegetarians. All the time. And the only story should be as follows:

Scene-Shredders Pagota Scraper
Shredder:"Release the foot to kick some ass! And possibly steal a really cool weapon or acid catapult!"
Random Henchmen-"Aye, Sir"

Scene(2)-Turtles Lair
Splinter-"My pupils, Saki has once again placed the city under siege!"
Leonardo-"Then we shall kill all things that bear the symbol of the Foot!"

Scene(3)-Just For Feet Store. Turtles beating crap out of stuff and what not. Shredder bursts in with foot. Everyone fights. People get asses kicked and kicked hard. Some can't even sit down afterwards because pain in ass so great.
Shredder-"Crap, this always happens! Foot! Light everything on fire!"
Shredder and Foot escape.
The End.

And of course the most important thread in Drome history:

I'm better than you. Hell, it even has a poll!

KNEEL BEFORE VOLTRON, YOU MAGGOTS!!!

**GK Punk** · 05-12-2006, 02:24 AM

Bow down to the king indeed!

**Barkworm** · 05-12-2006, 02:35 AM

I was looking for the thread in which he told us how he dressed up as a ninja and snuck into a friends party because she said pirates were cooler than ninjas. That thread even had pictures of Ninja-Volty fighting the party guests but it was deleted...

*That Matt Guy* · 05-12-2006, 05:51 AM

Damn, that Naruto kid was an idiot.

*Brodie* · 05-12-2006, 08:35 PM

I remember convincing that kid, with a few other cohorts, that I killed myself.

*cowabunga14* · 05-12-2006, 10:33 PM

Well, I found this one for all you horror movie buffs. I know I wasn't a member here in 2003, but that doesn't bother me.
Freddy vs Jason vs.... ASH!?

*Kid Icarus* · 05-13-2006, 01:11 AM

*sigh*

This just makes me miss the old 'drome.

*Voltron* · 05-14-2006, 08:49 PM

Christ, I am pretty awesome, huh?

*Kid Icarus* · 05-14-2006, 09:13 PM

You're like God, or someone extremely cool.

*Hannah* · 05-14-2006, 09:41 PM

****, I was a dumbass. =/

Ra · 05-15-2006, 05:36 AM

I wasn't even a member then!

Hahahah! All of these threads are gold! Why the hell didn't I get the internet in 03?

*XERO* · 05-15-2006, 10:27 AM

Yeah, these were the times that I was REALLY into the 5th Turtle thing.

I've slimmed down a little since then, but the Undisputed still lives on.

I should go and find some classics myself.

*KROW* · 05-15-2006, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

I should go and find some classics myself.

All my classics were erased when the board got updated.

**Krang** · 05-16-2006, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KROW

All my classics were erased when the board got updated.

The only posts that were removed during the update were the Forum Games, so unless that's what you're referring to, they're still around somewhere. You will need to search, though, since the thread and post IDs have all been changed.

And while I'm here: YO YO all yall ho remember! CHECK THIS!

**GK Punk** · 05-16-2006, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krang

And while I'm here: YO YO all yall ho remember! CHECK THIS!

Holy crap I forgot about that thread

Krang wins 10 internets for remebering that

*Anarky* · 05-16-2006, 07:31 AM

Some of my alltime favourites are in the RPG-section.

Here's one that went terribly wrong, yet had its roots in my alltime favourite RPG: Run, Turtles, run

And here's the best RPG ever: My Raphael ,RPGS

*Sewer Bull* · 05-16-2006, 07:50 AM

My Raphael ,RPGS > you.

*KROW* · 05-16-2006, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krang

The only posts that were removed during the update were the Forum Games, so unless that's what you're referring to, they're still around somewhere. You will need to search, though, since the thread and post IDs have all been changed.

Yeah, that's what I meant. Heh, my biggest impact was when I participated in the game section, then the slate was totally wiped clean and my post-count went from about 3,000+ to little more than 1,000.

I remember Barkworm cracking up about that in particular.

**Barkworm** · 05-16-2006, 10:28 AM

I think you even had 4000+ posts.

*KROW* · 05-16-2006, 02:52 PM

You're probably right.

05-12-2006, 02:35 AM	#23
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,755	I was looking for the thread in which he told us how he dressed up as a ninja and snuck into a friends party because she said pirates were cooler than ninjas. That thread even had pictures of Ninja-Volty fighting the party guests but it was deleted... __________________ Make ****, not kill!

05-12-2006, 08:35 PM	#25
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	I remember convincing that kid, with a few other cohorts, that I killed myself. __________________ Stupendous Monster

05-12-2006, 10:33 PM	#26
cowabunga14 Lover of Weird Things Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,014	Well, I found this one for all you horror movie buffs. I know I wasn't a member here in 2003, but that doesn't bother me. Freddy vs Jason vs.... ASH!? __________________ How can something so beautiful shine on something so dreadful?

05-14-2006, 09:41 PM	#30
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	****, I was a dumbass. =/ __________________

05-15-2006, 05:36 AM	#31
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	I wasn't even a member then! Hahahah! All of these threads are gold! Why the hell didn't I get the internet in 03? __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

05-12-2006, 02:24 AM	#22
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Bow down to the king indeed!

05-12-2006, 05:51 AM	#24
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Damn, that Naruto kid was an idiot.

05-13-2006, 01:11 AM	#27
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	sigh This just makes me miss the old 'drome.

05-14-2006, 08:49 PM	#28
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Christ, I am pretty awesome, huh?

05-14-2006, 09:13 PM	#29
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	You're like God, or someone extremely cool.

05-15-2006, 10:27 AM	#32
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Yeah, these were the times that I was REALLY into the 5th Turtle thing. I've slimmed down a little since then, but the Undisputed still lives on. I should go and find some classics myself. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

05-16-2006, 07:31 AM	#36
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Some of my alltime favourites are in the RPG-section. Here's one that went terribly wrong, yet had its roots in my alltime favourite RPG: Run, Turtles, run And here's the best RPG ever: My Raphael ,RPGS __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

05-16-2006, 07:50 AM	#37
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	My Raphael ,RPGS > you. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

05-16-2006, 10:28 AM	#39
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,755	I think you even had 4000+ posts. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

05-16-2006, 02:52 PM	#40
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	You're probably right. __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

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