Man envokes god, gets eaten

*Raph's Girl* · 06-05-2006, 01:09 PM

A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/...aine_lion_dc_1

Raph's Girl note: Does god exist? Sure...he thought the man was a moron so he told the lioness to eat him!

*KROW* · 06-05-2006, 04:19 PM

Our Gahhhhhhd is an awesome God, he reeeeeeeigns from Heaven above...

**Barkworm** · 06-05-2006, 04:21 PM

Good story, though not as good as the one that was posted at the GD forums in which the dude tried to chistian the lion.

*Sewer Bull* · 06-05-2006, 04:44 PM

Thou shalt not call your Lord's name in vain.

OA · 06-05-2006, 04:46 PM

He musta been on something to try that...

Space Lieutenant Josh · 06-05-2006, 05:07 PM

Well, there's a reason for everything, I s'pose... in my own idea of what God is this type of event is completely accounted for. At the risk of pissing a bunch of people off, I'm gonna leave it at that.

Don't zookeepers get paid to keep people out of these cages?

**Krang** · 06-05-2006, 05:22 PM

It's fine to discuss the story, but let's please try to avoid turning this into a religious debate...

*Spitfire* · 06-05-2006, 05:40 PM

I could say so many things right now but for the better of anyone religious I won't.

But yeah...that guy is a moron.

*Hannah* · 06-05-2006, 05:43 PM

Hahaha, dumb ass.

Space Lieutenant Josh · 06-05-2006, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krang

It's fine to discuss the story, but let's please try to avoid turning this into a religious debate...

Sorry, Krang... I would never intentionally do something like that if it makes you feel any better...

OA · 06-05-2006, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Space Lieutenant Josh

Don't zookeepers get paid to keep people out of these cages?

Yea, but as a former animal keeper (dolphin/whale/sea lion) I can say that is only one of a million things we have to get done....

And besides, in this case, as in many others in life, when someone really wants to do something they'll find a way to make it happen...

*Masked Ninja* · 06-05-2006, 10:27 PM

Maybe if you're enough of an idiot to do that, you're not worth saving. People, yeesh...

At least, if I was a god somewhere, and some moron walked into the pen of a carnivore and said "Oh, MN shall save me" ...I'm not the flippin' babysitter.

*XERO* · 06-05-2006, 10:54 PM

What can I say?

We all take our place in the great Circle of Life.

I guess this guy was an circumference short.

~~Toonami Tom~~ · 06-05-2006, 11:39 PM

Wow, that guy must of had issues to say the least. And while I'm in this topic, I will say that yes, God does exist. I won't say much about what spitfire said, but the number after his name is from the Bible.

*Dr. Doom* · 06-06-2006, 12:04 AM

~~Toonami Tom~~ · 06-06-2006, 12:23 AM

LOL@Bird.

What's he from? He's great.

**GK Punk** · 06-06-2006, 12:56 AM

he's a meme from 4chan. One that's recently caught on over here with a few people.

**Krang** · 06-06-2006, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Space Lieutenant Josh

Sorry, Krang... I would never intentionally do something like that if it makes you feel any better...

Oops! Even though I posted after you, your post wasn't the reason why I said that.

It was in reference to a post that is now deleted.

Ra · 06-06-2006, 04:00 AM

Great! I'm going to prove everyone here wrong! I'll jump off a cliff, and if God exists, he'll save me. Oh, and don't forget to put in those really hungry sharks in at the bottom if I manage to survive the 100 foot drop. Make it a challange.

Honestly, it's good to believe and everything, but, like Mask said, if somebody jumped into a box of rabid wolves and expected me to save them, I'd let them be. The arrogent are always taken from us first, in that strange way.

trexmaster · 06-06-2006, 04:48 AM

[Edit: Like I said, no religious debates. Next time, you will receive a warning. --Krang]

06-05-2006, 01:09 PM	#1
Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	Man envokes god, gets eaten A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday. "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said. "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery." The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/...aine_lion_dc_1 Raph's Girl note: Does god exist? Sure...he thought the man was a moron so he told the lioness to eat him! __________________

06-05-2006, 04:19 PM	#2
KROW Meat-n-Potatoes Man Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: State's Anus, NY Posts: 6,472	Our Gahhhhhhd is an awesome God, he reeeeeeeigns from Heaven above... __________________ - Optimus Acid Trip - Cult of a Half-Shell - Raiden's Bitter Tongue - *I don't try to be funny; I fail at it naturally.*

06-05-2006, 04:21 PM	#3
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,761	Good story, though not as good as the one that was posted at the GD forums in which the dude tried to chistian the lion. __________________ Make ****, not kill!

06-05-2006, 04:44 PM	#4
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	Thou shalt not call your Lord's name in vain. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

06-05-2006, 04:46 PM	#5
OA Scatter the nuns!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,981	He musta been on something to try that... __________________

06-05-2006, 05:07 PM	#6
Space Lieutenant Josh Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Village of Rock'n Kick-Ass Posts: 492	Well, there's a reason for everything, I s'pose... in my own idea of what God is this type of event is completely accounted for. At the risk of pissing a bunch of people off, I'm gonna leave it at that. Don't zookeepers get paid to keep people out of these cages?

06-05-2006, 05:22 PM	#7
Krang Admin and Sega Guru Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Dimension X Posts: 3,755	It's fine to discuss the story, but let's please try to avoid turning this into a religious debate... __________________ "My motherboard's microchips are chomping at the... 'bit'. A little computer humor." --Krang, Welcome Back, Polarisoids

06-05-2006, 05:40 PM	#8
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	I could say so many things right now but for the better of anyone religious I won't. But yeah...that guy is a moron. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

06-05-2006, 05:43 PM	#9
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	Hahaha, dumb ass. __________________

06-05-2006, 10:27 PM	#12
Masked Ninja Doodles TMNT for fun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sploshin' through some sewer... Posts: 2,137	Maybe if you're enough of an idiot to do that, you're not worth saving. People, yeesh... At least, if I was a god somewhere, and some moron walked into the pen of a carnivore and said "Oh, MN shall save me" ...I'm not the flippin' babysitter. Last edited by Masked Ninja; 06-05-2006 at 10:40 PM.

06-05-2006, 10:54 PM	#13
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	What can I say? We all take our place in the great Circle of Life. I guess this guy was an circumference short. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

06-05-2006, 11:39 PM	#14
~~Toonami Tom~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 4,939	Wow, that guy must of had issues to say the least. And while I'm in this topic, I will say that yes, God does exist. I won't say much about what spitfire said, but the number after his name is from the Bible.

06-06-2006, 12:04 AM	#15
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	__________________ I love you, Pickle.

06-06-2006, 12:23 AM	#16
~~Toonami Tom~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 4,939	LOL@Bird. What's he from? He's great.

06-06-2006, 12:56 AM	#17
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	he's a meme from 4chan. One that's recently caught on over here with a few people.

06-06-2006, 04:00 AM	#19
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Great! I'm going to prove everyone here wrong! I'll jump off a cliff, and if God exists, he'll save me. Oh, and don't forget to put in those really hungry sharks in at the bottom if I manage to survive the 100 foot drop. Make it a challange. Honestly, it's good to believe and everything, but, like Mask said, if somebody jumped into a box of rabid wolves and expected me to save them, I'd let them be. The arrogent are always taken from us first, in that strange way. __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

06-06-2006, 04:48 AM	#20
trexmaster Thug Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 55	[Edit: Like I said, no religious debates. Next time, you will receive a warning. --Krang]

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